- Chinese ‘kissing’ device with ‘real-life silicon lips’ panned as creepy: ‘Where’s the tongue?’ https://www.uscinews.com/technology/chinese-kissing-device-with-real-life-silicon-lips-panned-as-creepy-wheres-the-tongue/ 5 comments futurology
- Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes https://www.uscinews.com/news/woman-allegedly-cut-off-mans-penis-after-he-threatened-to-leak-sex-tapes/ 98 comments nottheonion
- World's only Vagina Museum closes its doors in East London https://www.uscinews.com/living/worlds-only-vagina-museum-closes-its-doors-in-east-london/ 23 comments nottheonion
- Las Vegas tourist pulls man from car seconds before it bursts into flames https://www.uscinews.com/local-news/las-vegas-tourist-pulls-man-from-car-seconds-before-it-bursts-into-flames/ 2 comments upliftingnews
- Washington police dog retiring after nabbing 166 suspects during nearly 10 years of service https://www.uscinews.com/news/washington-police-dog-retiring-after-nabbing-166-suspects-during-nearly-10-years-of-service/ 3 comments nottheonion
- 1,550 sq kilometres `Greater London-sized` iceberg breaks off of Antarctic ice shelf.WATCH https://www.uscinews.com/news/1550-sq-kilometres-greater-london-sized-iceberg-breaks-off-of-antarctic-ice-shelf/ 5 comments worldnews
- Cargo ship capsizes off Japan’s coast with 22 aboard https://www.uscinews.com/category/world/ 3 comments worldnews
- Disrespectful’ Playboy model ripped for twerking in thong in cemetery https://www.uscinews.com/category/entertainment/ 11 comments nottheonion
- Kim Kardashian gives lecture at Harvard Business School; gets brutally trolled online https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/kim-kardashian-gives-lecture-at-harvard-business-school-gets-brutally-trolled-online/ 77 comments nottheonion
- China’s population drops for first time since 1961 https://www.uscinews.com/world/chinas-population-drops-for-first-time-since-1961/ 2 comments worldnews
- Man drank 12 energy drinks in 10 mins and his pancreas started leaking due to high sugar, caffeine, chemicals https://www.uscinews.com/living/man-drank-12-energy-drinks-in-10-mins-and-his-pancreas-started-leaking-due-to-high-sugar-caffeine-chemicals/ 57 comments nottheonion
- Leonid meteor shower 2022 to peak Thursday night https://www.uscinews.com/technology/leonid-meteor-shower-2022-to-peak-thursday-night/ 2 comments space
- JetBlue passenger arrested after flight for masturbating https://www.uscinews.com/news/jetblue-passenger-arrested-after-flight-for-masturbating/ 52 comments nottheonion
- China to send Monkey to its space station for testing reproduction in space https://www.uscinews.com/technology/china-to-send-monkey-to-its-space-station-for-testing-reproduction-in-space/ 12 comments nottheonion
- Lab-grown red blood cells transfused into people in first trial https://www.uscinews.com/living/lab-grown-red-blood-cells-transfused-into-people-in-first-trial/ 15 comments futurology
- Playboy model ripped for twerking in thong in cemetery https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/disrespectful-playboy-model-ripped-for-twerking-in-thong-in-cemetery 3 comments nottheonion
- Monstrous asteroid to speed by Earth next week https://www.uscinews.com/technology/monstrous-asteroid-to-speed-by-earth-next-week/ 23 comments space
- ‘Disrespectful’ Playboy model ripped for twerking in thong in cemetery https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/disrespectful-playboy-model-ripped-for-twerking-in-thong-in-cemetery/ 10 comments nottheonion
- North Korea warned of 'unparalleled' response from US, Japan, South Korea if it launches a 7th nuclear test https://www.uscinews.com/world/north-korea-warned-of-unparalleled-response-from-us-japan-south-korea-if-it-launches-a-7th-nuclear-test/ 2 comments military
- Stranded Arizona tourists rescued from Grand Canyon Caverns attraction https://www.uscinews.com/news/stranded-arizona-tourists-rescued-from-grand-canyon-caverns-attraction/ 2 comments nottheonion
- 5 tourists trapped underground at Grand Canyon Caverns after elevator breaks https://www.uscinews.com/news/5-tourists-trapped-underground-at-grand-canyon-caverns-after-elevator-breaks/ 25 comments nottheonion
- Head of lettuce outlasts Liz Truss in viral contest as British PM quits after 44 days https://www.uscinews.com/news/head-of-lettuce-outlasts-liz-truss-in-viral-contest-as-british-pm-quits-after-44-days/ 7 comments nottheonion
- Former youth soccer coach sentenced to 155 years behind bars for sexually assaulting player, abusing authority https://www.uscinews.com/news/former-youth-soccer-coach-sentenced-to-155-years-behind-bars-for-sexually-assaulting-player-abusing-authority/ 18 comments nottheonion
- Flesh-eating bacteria alert in the US: Case numbers rise exponentially https://www.uscinews.com/living/flesh-eating-bacteria-alert-in-the-us-case-numbers-rise-exponentially/ 10 comments environment
- South Carolina man steals cremated remains of ex’s mom to sell for heroin https://www.uscinews.com/crime/south-carolina-man-steals-cremated-remains-of-exs-mom-to-sell-for-heroin/ 19 comments nottheonion
- Boston Dynamics vows it won’t develop weaponized robot army https://www.uscinews.com/technology/boston-dynamics-vows-it-wont-develop-weaponized-robot-army/ 46 comments futurology
- Christian Walker to his father: ‘Wear a condom’ https://www.uscinews.com/news/christian-walker-to-his-father-wear-a-condom/ 7 comments nottheonion
- Hot mic catches President say ‘no one f–ks with a Biden’ during Florida visit https://www.uscinews.com/local-news/hot-mic-catches-president-say-no-one-f-ks-with-a-biden-during-florida-visit/ 55 comments nottheonion
- Man slapped after proposing with Ring Pop at Toronto Blue Jays game https://www.uscinews.com/sport/man-slapped-after-proposing-with-ring-pop-at-toronto-blue-jays-game/ 18 comments nottheonion
- ‘Scooby Doo’s’ Velma now definitely lesbian in new HBO Max movie https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/scooby-doos-velma-now-definitely-lesbian-in-new-hbo-max-movie/ 53 comments nottheonion
- Wild boar piglet adopted by German cows https://www.uscinews.com/living/wild-boar-piglet-adopted-by-german-cows/ 8 comments nottheonion
- Retired officer, 51, finds new career as a stripper cop — handcuffs included https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/retired-officer-51-finds-new-career-as-a-stripper-cop-handcuffs-included/ 21 comments nottheonion
- Florida reporter defends putting condom on mic during Hurricane Ian broadcast https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/florida-reporter-defends-putting-condom-on-mic-during-hurricane-ian-broadcast/ 188 comments nottheonion
- Montana woman kills, skins Husky after mistaking it for wolf https://www.uscinews.com/news/montana-woman-kills-skins-husky-after-mistaking-it-for-wolf/ 159 comments nottheonion
- Nancy Pelosi booed in guest appearance at NYC’s Global Citizen music festival https://www.uscinews.com/politic/nancy-pelosi-booed-in-guest-appearance-at-nycs-global-citizen-music-festival/ 4 comments nottheonion
- Cannibal Mark Latunski admits to eating man named Kevin Bacon https://www.uscinews.com/news/cannibal-mark-latunski-admits-to-eating-man-named-kevin-bacon/ 7 comments nottheonion
- I was forced to move out of my plane seat after complaints about my breasts https://www.uscinews.com/entertainment/i-was-forced-to-move-out-of-my-plane-seat-after-complaints-about-my-breasts/ 86 comments nottheonion
- McDonald’s ‘ax man’ Michael Palacios reveals why he carries hatchet over gun, says he’s not ‘unhinged’ https://www.uscinews.com/crime/mcdonalds-ax-man-michael-palacios-reveals-why-he-carries-hatchet-over-gun-says-hes-not-unhinged/ 113 comments nottheonion
- China Covid: Quarantine bus crash kills 27 and injures 20 https://www.uscinews.com/world/china-covid-quarantine-bus-crash-kills-27-and-injures-20/ 4 comments worldnews
- Jon Gruden wore Oakland hat, says someone tricked him - U.S. News Live https://www.uscinews.com/sports/jon-gruden-wore-oakland-hat-says-someone-tricked-him/ 11 comments nfl