- Fuck it, take my clearance too -Captain Crunch, USN, Retired https://www.somethingawful.com/news/security-clearance-crunch/ 6 comments navy
- If You Pick Up On The Subtext, The Rocky Movies Are About Punching http://www.somethingawful.com/news/rocky-subtext-punch/ 3 comments nottheonion
- Christmas is the Perfect Day to Think About Jeb! http://www.somethingawful.com/news/christmas-jeb-desperate/ 3 comments politics
- The ABCs of the NHL http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/abc-nhl-lumpygumby/ 16 comments hockey
- Something Awful: "The Front Page of the Internet Goes Without Sexy Children" http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reddit-bins-kiddies.php 11 comments technology
- I can't pull my PayPal account over the WikiLeaks thing because I already pulled it over the Hurricane Katrina thing FIVE YEARS AGO. Apparently they have learned nothing. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/paypal-fiasco-summary.php 6 comments reddit.com
- Become a "Gaem" "Dveloeper" in 10 MINUTES!!! XDDD http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/game-program-code.php 11 comments gamedev
- Something awful on Gizmodo's iPhone procurement and subsequent police search. SA making sense? I'm in shock. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gizmodo-iphone4.php 74 comments apple
- Something Awful Apologizes for Making Sarah Palin Resign http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sorry-sarah-palin.php 92 comments politics
- Something Awful Apologizes for Making Sarah Palin Resign http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sorry-sarah-palin.php 5 comments reddit.com
- Somethingawful.com explores the revolting world of Cuckolds! <-- Disturbing! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/cuckold-place.php 17 comments reddit.com
- Four pages of excellent political cartoons by an Somethingawful Goon. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/deep-hurting-cartoons.php?page=3 3 comments politics
- Books that look like photoshops, but are not. Have a nice weekend books sub-reddit! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/real-books-photoshop.php 20 comments books
- Average Joe Israel: Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher travels to Israel and files his first report on the conflict in Gaza. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/joe-plumber-gaza.php 13 comments politics
- If I understand karma correctly, shouldn't old content be 'reincarnated'? http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf?! 2 comments reddit.com
- WHAT THE FUCK IS UP AMERICA??? http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/levi-johnston-hockey.php 115 comments reddit.com
- For those of you new to the internets, here is how babby is formed. http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf? 2 comments reddit.com
- How to Ruin a Joke http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-ruins-humor.php 3 comments reddit.com
- Movies Through the Eyes of Kids [PICS] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/movies-dumbed-down.php 2 comments reddit.com
- the "best" (worst) posts on the facebook US politics forums. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/facebook-debates.php?page=1 5 comments politics
- The Craziness You've Heard People Say in Their Sleep http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/craziness-sleep.php?page=1 34 comments reddit.com
- There is Nothing Greater in Life Than a Dog on a Boat http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/boat-dog.php 3 comments reddit.com
- If you own a domain registered through Network Solutions, please put a legal lock on it as soon as possible http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/network-solutions-hijacking.php?page=1 2 comments reddit.com
- RIAA CD liner parody (pic) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/riaa-liner-notes.php 22 comments reddit.com
- This is Why People Hate You: Habits http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bad-habits.php 4 comments reddit.com
- Thinking With Portals. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/thinking-with-portals.php 8 comments reddit.com
- The 22 Most Awful Moments in Science Fiction http://www.somethingawful.com/d/most-awful/most-awful-scifi.php 10 comments science
- Even if your day was terrible, be happy you don't have a fused penis. One man's story. [SFW] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/my-genitals.php 18 comments reddit.com
- The Life and Times of a Replicator Repairman http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life.php 2 comments reddit.com
- When Super-Villains need Motivation [Pics] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/motivational-posters-for.php?page=7 2 comments reddit.com
- The 7 Most Awful Things to Happen to the Internet http://www.somethingawful.com/d/most-awful/seven-awful-internet.php 4 comments reddit.com
- Battle over BP's pollution of Lake Michigan http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/lake-michigan-war.php 12 comments reddit.com
- This time we're featuring the fundie kids from Teens-4-Christ. Whether it's challenging evolution and failing or blaming rape on the victim, Teens-4-Christ is fun for the whole family! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/superheroes-chrstian-teens.php?page=4 14 comments reddit.com
- Crazy Doll Lady vs. Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/d/email-pranks/crazy-doll-lady.php?page=1 23 comments reddit.com
- A new Wikipedia game: "Wikigroaning" http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news//wikigroaning.php 14 comments reddit.com
- Something Awful vs. Crazy Doll Lady [SFW] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/legal-threats/crazy-doll-lady.php?page=1 10 comments reddit.com
- Kama Sutra Positions For Internet Writers http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kama-sutra-internet.php 4 comments reddit.com
- Photoshopped Transformers. Page 5 is when they start gettig hilarious. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/new-transformers-robots.php?page=1 16 comments reddit.com
- E-mails sent to the Star Wars' Empire's worst engineer. E.g. "can u put a knob on my breather apperatis so i can turn down the volume"? http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nardo-design-empire.php 37 comments reddit.com
- The Job of a Replicator Repairman: "if the computer gives two shits she ain't tellin' me" http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3581 2 comments reddit.com