- B.C. family says care home switched their mom's cat with robotic version http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2018/02/22/b-c-family-angry-after-care-home-switches-patient-s-cat-for-robotic-version.html?cq_ck=1519327896363 13 comments nottheonion
- On the 10th anniversary of the global financial crisis, a Vancouver lawyer is being honoured with an award for her civil courage in blowing the whistle on JPMorgan Chase. Alayne Fleischmann receives the prize given to "individuals who, at great personal risk, have helped others by standing up." http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2018/01/10/courage-award-for-b-c-financial-whistleblower.html 31 comments worldnews
- [AP] Hawks' Bazemore says Legos 'greatest toy' ever http://www.metronews.ca/sports/2017/09/25/the-latest-pistons-owner-says-players-may-effort-change.html 13 comments nba
- Police in Nova Scotia release photo of man given too much change by store clerk http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/09/07/police-in-nova-scotia-release-photo-of-man-given-too-much-change-by-store-clerk.html?platform=hootsuite 163 comments nottheonion
- Police in Nova Scotia release photo of man given too much change by store clerk http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/09/07/police-in-nova-scotia-release-photo-of-man-given-too-much-change-by-store-clerk.html 11 comments nottheonion
- Vancouver Island man survives lightning strike, now hopes for super powers http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/01/vancouver-island-man-survives-lightning-strike-now-hopes-for-super-powers.html 5 comments nottheonion
- Exit polls: Merkel's party gains 8 percent and wins key German state. http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2017/05/14/the-latest-exit-polls-merkel-s-party-wins-key-german-state.html 997 comments worldnews
- Pence warns NKorea 'era of strategic patience is over http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2017/04/17/pence-warns-nkorea-era-of-strategic-patience-is-over.html 75 comments worldnews
- 'I want kids to have the opportunity like I do.' Oilers superfan fundraises to send low-income kids to playoffs http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2017/04/10/oilers-superfan-fundraises-playoff-games-kids-low-income.html 65 comments hockey
- Halifax Heroes: Dartmouth's SEDMHA hockey tournament organizer still going after almost three decades | Metro Halifax http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/04/02/halifax-heroes-dartmouth-sedmha-hockey-tournament-organizer.html 4 comments hockey
- Alexandre Bissonnette identified as suspect in #QuebecShooting. Mohamed Khadir, originally identified as a suspect, has now been named as a witness. http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/01/29/quebec-city-police-confirm-shooting-at-mosque.html?platform=hootsuite 7329 comments worldnews
- Calgarian says people shouted slurs and celebrated the "new president" before homophobic attack http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2016/11/09/calgarian-in-santa-monica-assaulted-on-us-election-night.html 11 comments politics
- 'We done *****es' removed by ministry of transportation http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2016/10/03/offensive-sign-on-henday-removed-by-transport-ministry.html 18 comments nottheonion
- China flag ceremony at Vancouver City Hall raises red flags for some http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2016/10/02/china-flag-ceremony-vancouver-city-hall-raises-red-flags.html 42 comments worldnews
- Canadian study finds non-stick pan chemical in dolphins, birds and fish http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2016/09/28/canadian-study-finds-non-stick-pan-chemical-in-wildlife.html 14 comments science
- Man throws propane tank into fire after argument about shape of Earth https://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2016/06/14/debate-about-shape-of-earth-leads-to-fire-in-brockville.html 4 comments nottheonion
- Canada says Russia didn't give enough warning about rocket over Arctic | Metro News http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2016/06/01/canada-wants-info-from-russia-on-rocket-expected-to-fall-into-arctic-waters.html 8 comments worldnews
- Vegans ship lobster from Winnipeg to Halifax and freedom http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2016/05/25/winnipeg-ups-ships-lobster-east-to-freedom.html 3 comments nottheonion
- Winnipeg escalator temporarily stairs http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2016/04/20/winnipeg-escalator-out-of-service-8-months.html 5 comments nottheonion
- Toronto designer creates hammock that lets you nap under your desk http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2016/03/30/toronto-designer-desk-hammock.html 5 comments nottheonion
- Rampant wiener thefts threaten Red River College stores' bottom line http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2016/03/24/rampant-wiener-thefts-threaten-red-river-college-stores.html 4 comments nottheonion
- SFU study calls for tobacco companies to clean up their butts http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2016/03/07/bc-study-calls-for-tobacco-companies-to-clean-up-their-butts.html 15 comments science
- Car should be thought of as a 'weapon of choice', says Canada lawyer http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2016/03/06/car-as-a--weapon-of-choice--.html 3 comments bicycling
- Clinton email probe faces serious political consequences http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2016/03/04/clinton-email-probe-faces-serious-political-consequences.html 9 comments politics
- General says terrorists in 'daily' refugee flow to Europe http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2016/03/01/us-general-says-terrorists-in-daily-refugee-flow-to-europe.html 3 comments worldnews
- Man who beheaded Greyhound passenger wins right to live alone http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2016/02/25/board-oks-plan-for-man-who-beheaded-bus-passenger-to-eventually-live-on-his-own.html 50 comments nottheonion
- The Latest: 18 Macedonian police officers injured in clash with migrants, 2 hospitalized http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2015/11/28/macedonian-army-reinforces-fence-alongside-border-to-stop-migrant-crossings.html 3 comments worldnews
- 'Double double trouble': Nova Scotia man arrested after breaking into Tim Hortons, making coffee http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2015/11/04/nova-scotia-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-tim-hortons.html 4 comments nottheonion
- 'This house is not for living,' say Syrian refugees. http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2015/09/29/syrian-family-trapped-by-pests.html 13 comments worldnews
- Niles Paul fined $20K for hit on Pettis http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/sports/article/988699--redskins-paul-fined-20-000-for-hit 4 comments nfl
- The one thing my religion can NOT explain to me O_o http://www.metronews.ca/vancouver/world/article/726682 6 comments reddit.com
- Britons are "a bunch of idiots ruled by mafia" http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/world/article/601513--uk-rebukes-iran-for-calling-britons-stupid 5 comments politics
- One broken refrigerator away from default. http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/comment/article/568352--one-broken-refrigerator-away-from-default 3 comments economy
- Lab test shows Nazi-engraved soap free of human remains http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/canada/article/540487--bizarre-bar-of-nazi-engraved-soap-free-of-human-remains-lab-test-shows 3 comments reddit.com
- Actor Rip Torn charged with breaking into Conn. bank while drunk and carrying a loaded gun http://www.metronews.ca/edmonton/entertainment/article/438366--actor-rip-torn-charged-with-breaking-into-conn-bank-while-drunk-and-carrying-a-loaded-gun 7 comments reddit.com
- Twenty imams issue fatwa against any attacks on Canada or the United States http://www.metronews.ca/ottawa/world/article/417125--twenty-imams-issue-fatwa-against-any-attacks-on-canada-or-the-united-states 15 comments worldnews
- Reddit, were all about to get screwed over! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!! http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/entertainment/article/380978--music-fans-be-very-afraid 25 comments reddit.com
- Music fans be very afraid. Secret agreement could see ISPs turned into copyright cops http://www.metronews.ca/toronto/entertainment/article/380978--music-fans-be-very-afraid 79 comments politics
- An American Airlines flight travelling to Boston from Paris was diverted to Newfoundland after a passenger was spotted trying to attach an electronic gadget and a "putty-type device" to the wall of the aircraft. http://www.metronews.ca/calgary/canada/article/284288--man-with-unusual-devices-charged-after-u-s-aircraft-diverted-to-newfoundland 7 comments reddit.com
- Oh, Canada. “When statements are said that God probably does not exist, this is an implied statement of hatred towards all those who do believe that God exists.” http://www.metronews.ca/ottawa/local/article/184222 785 comments worldnews