- Inert nuclear missile found in Washington man’s garage https://www.kptv.com/2024/02/04/inert-nuclear-missile-found-washington-mans-garage/ 4 comments nottheonion
- ‘Cougar’ reported in Tigard Oregon was just big housecat https://www.kptv.com/2023/11/17/cougar-reported-tigard-was-just-big-housecat/?outputType=amp 5 comments nottheonion
- 200-year-old tree explodes in Portland due to heatwave https://www.kptv.com/2022/08/08/trees-are-exploding-after-7-day-heat-wave/ 29 comments climate
- Suspected 15-person knife fight in NE Portland ends in hit-and-run death https://www.kptv.com/news/suspected-15-person-knife-fight-in-ne-portland-ends-in-hit-and-run-death/article_91f00df6-5144-11ec-987d-df19d1b86c15.html?style=headline_with_preview 18 comments nottheonion
- Seven shot during vigil for deadly Gresham shooting https://www.kptv.com/news/seven-shot-during-vigil-for-deadly-gresham-shooting/article_753898be-a74d-11eb-b732-f3ddd8bdfb25.html?fbclid=iwar0rl1ef1mnrd7ywqr_gokpbr8zclspxbiaqpewohoduk0c4co-fnn8zmlg 6 comments nottheonion
- Citibank can't get back $500 million it wired by mistake, judge rules https://www.kptv.com/citibank-cant-get-back-500-million-it-wired-by-mistake-judge-rules/article_a62dc7b5-ff62-531a-827b-25cdf77c8ea4.html 14 comments nottheonion
- Riot declared, National Guard activated due to ‘widespread violence’ in downtown Portland https://www.kptv.com/news/riot-declared-national-guard-activated-due-to-widespread-violence-in-downtown-portland/article_af34769e-1f14-11eb-a699-0fd9c3b88f9d.html 44 comments politics
- Multnomah Co says it likely to hit 80 percent voter turnout by end of Monday https://www.kptv.com/news/multnomah-co-says-it-likely-to-hit-80-percent-voter-turnout-by-end-of-monday/article_4cbbe3e8-1d76-11eb-b24e-1b25e099c42b.html?block_id=994431 49 comments politics
- Police: Man in stolen vehicle flees officers, crashes into woman in separate stolen vehicle in Newberg; both arrested https://www.kptv.com/news/police-man-in-stolen-vehicle-flees-officers-crashes-into-woman-in-separate-stolen-vehicle-in/article_ad35b336-bfa5-11ea-b60c-efe6f50c24dc.html 533 comments nottheonion
- Sheriff's office: Longview woman says she shot boyfriend multiple times because she was 'irritated with him' https://www.kptv.com/news/sheriffs-office-longview-woman-says-she-shot-boyfriend-multiple-times-because-she-was-irritated-with/article_31d04b60-afed-11ea-99fd-6bb683577e0e.html 10 comments nottheonion
- PPB Chief Danielle Outlaw accepts new position as Philadelphia police commissioner https://www.kptv.com/news/ppb-chief-danielle-outlaw-accepts-new-position-as-philadelphia-police/article_b1998ed4-2b2b-11ea-bb76-136bc072966d.html 4 comments nottheonion
- Pumpkin Spice Spam is coming this fall https://www.kptv.com/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-this-fall/article_a8a3da92-0b81-5000-ba25-4518cf8b6974.html 2 comments nottheonion
- Member of Proud Boys sentenced to jail, community service for assault in Portland https://www.kptv.com/news/member-of-proud-boys-sentenced-to-jail-community-service-for/article_f0f05f6c-aa7b-11e9-9037-6346c30e6ee2.html 89 comments politics
- GOP Rep Tinderholt (Texas) introduced his bill to a committee that makes all abortions a crime to '"force" women to be "more personally responsible with sex."' https://www.kptv.com/texas-bill-would-allow-death-penalty-for-women-who-get/article_40ec2221-b035-5552-afe5-d97ad0b9d637.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share&fbclid=iwar1yv484bva2ktprmlzge4p73dselel5ko5gt3t7yuisghp6dfpayd6fbes 24 comments politics
- Portland man gets 4 months for trying to bribe ICE officer to deport wife, her child https://www.kptv.com/news/portland-man-gets-months-for-trying-to-bribe-ice-officer/article_56312b96-705b-11e9-b00d-8f1edc850508.html 6 comments nottheonion
- Burglar stuck in Vancouver escape room panics, calls 911 http://www.kptv.com/story/38605805/burglar-stuck-in-vancouver-escape-room-panics-calls-911?autostart=true 2 comments nottheonion
- ODOT releases traffic jam Spotify playlist http://www.kptv.com/story/38596817/odot-releases-traffic-jam-spotify-playlist 5 comments nottheonion
- ACLU: Many children unlikely to be reunited by deadline http://www.kptv.com/story/38597191/aclu-many-children-unlikely-to-be-reunited-by-deadline 19 comments politics
- 5 types of apples, once thought extinct, are rediscovered http://www.kptv.com/story/37652639/5-types-of-apples-once-thought-extinct-are-rediscovered 8 comments apple
- Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police http://www.kptv.com/story/36088889/accused-burglar-doesnt-flush-toilet-leaves-dna-for-police 21 comments nottheonion
- Portland teen discovers cost-effective way to turn salt water into drinkable fresh water http://www.kptv.com/story/34415847/portland-teen-discovers-cost-effective-way-to-turn-salt-water-into-drinkable-fresh-water 3 comments technology
- Majority of arrested Portland protesters did not vote in election http://www.kptv.com/story/33717381/majority-of-arrested-portland-protesters-did-not-vote-in-election 11 comments politics
- Watch live: Anti-Trump protesters march through Portland http://www.kptv.com/story/33674145/watch-live-anti-trump-protesters-march-through-portland 7 comments politics
- Police: Man tried to trade pound of pot for trooper's snowmobile on Craigslist http://www.kptv.com/story/33411854/police-man-tried-to-trade-pound-of-pot-for-troopers-snowmobile-on-craigslist 5 comments nottheonion
- Police: 31-year-old fugitive caught in Massachusetts wearing 'elderly man' disguise http://www.kptv.com/story/32803769/police-31-year-old-fugitive-caught-in-massachusetts-wearing-elderly-man-disguise 5 comments nottheonion
- Teen holds American flag until help arrives http://www.kptv.com/story/32051137/teen-holds-american-flag-until-help-arrives 6 comments nottheonion
- Refuge occupiers concerned about possible liberal Portland jury http://www.kptv.com/story/31893011/refuge-occupiers-concerned-about-possible-liberal-portland-jury 7 comments nottheonion
- Tow truck owner said he refused service to woman because she supports Bernie Sanders http://www.kptv.com/story/31888456/tow-truck-owner-bernie-sanders 12 comments politics
- Goat wanders away from home, goes on Starbucks run http://www.kptv.com/story/31687703/goat-wanders-away-from-home-goes-on-starbucks-run#ixzz45szsbgvu 6 comments nottheonion
- Toothless man expected dentist to pull only four teeth http://www.kptv.com/story/31683776/toothless-man-expected-dentist-to-pull-only-four-teeth#ixzz45mpcepgu 47 comments nottheonion
- Oregon protester challenges Chris Christie to sumo match… really http://www.kptv.com/story/31053373/oregon-protester-challenges-chris-christie-to-sumo-match-really#ixzz3yj8ievde 9 comments nottheonion
- Medical examiner: Jerome Kersey died from a blood clot that traveled from his leg into his main pulmonary arteries. http://www.kptv.com/story/28151262/blood-clot-led-to-death-of-trail-blazers-icon-jerome-kersey 9 comments nba
- Professional cuddler opens shop in Portland http://www.kptv.com/story/27398641/professional-cuddler-opens-shop-in-portland 12 comments nottheonion
- Man dressed like pirate, armed with machete accused of 'stabbing car' http://www.kptv.com/story/25514634/man-dressed-like-pirate-armed-with-machete-accused-of-stabbing-a-car 5 comments nottheonion
- Medical marijuana grower whose farms were raided in 2011 was sentenced Tuesday in Medford Oregon to 15 years in federal prison. http://www.kptv.com/story/22446329/oregon-marijuana-grower-gets-15-years-in-federal-prison 5 comments politics
- Roaming Chihuahuas attack 6-year-old girl http://www.kptv.com/story/21313261/pack-of-chihuahuas-attack-little-girl 6 comments nottheonion
- Men armed with AR-15 rifles walk through Portland to 'educate' citizens http://www.kptv.com/story/20548025/men-armed-with-rifles-walk-through-portland-to-educate 61 comments nottheonion
- Someone posted an ad on Craigslist that offered up all of a guy's belongings for free. http://www.kptv.com/news/15693614/detail.html 2 comments reddit.com
- School, Parents At Odds Over Spell-Check Devices: "I'd rather her spell it right," says parent. http://www.kptv.com/news/14549696/detail.html 8 comments reddit.com
- Cop: “I crushed a dude’s eye socket from repeatedly punching him in it and then I charged him with menacing and harassment (of me). He took a plea to get away from me. He shoulda picked somebody else to try and fight.” http://www.kptv.com/news/14065232/detail.html 83 comments reddit.com