- Supreme Court Wants More $$$ To Protect Supreme Court https://www.wonkette.com/p/supreme-court-wants-more-to-protect 134 comments law
- Pennsylvania GOP governor logically compares gay people to dumb little children http://wonkette.com/527049/pennsylvania-gop-governor-logically-compares-gay-people-to-dumb-little-children 5 comments politics
- Louie Gohmert Has Had Just About Enough Of These Poors Buying King Crab Legs With Food Stamps http://wonkette.com/520469/louie-gohmert-has-had-just-about-enough-of-these-poors-buying-king-crab-legs-with-food-stamps 11 comments politics
- Fox News ‘Expert’ Outlines Benghazi Rescue Plan That Would Have Worked Great Except For The Time Travel Part http://wonkette.com/514824/fox-news-expert-outlines-benghazi-rescue-plan-that-would-have-worked-great-except-for-the-time-travel-part 12 comments politics
- Pretty Sure This Arkansas Republican Calling For Shooting Of Fellow Republicans Will Claim He Meant ‘With Votes’ http://wonkette.com/513224/pretty-sure-this-arkansas-republican-calling-for-shooting-of-fellow-republicans-will-claim-he-meant-with-votes 4 comments politics
- Hero GOP Reps Fight Back Against Tyranny Of Healthy School Lunches http://wonkette.com/512030/hero-gop-reps-fight-back-against-tyranny-of-healthy-school-lunches 9 comments politics
- Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis http://wonkette.com/499886/republican-who-tweeted-about-trayvon-martin-as-a-drug-addled-gay-hustler-would-like-to-show-you-his-penis#whq8cqbhgyv4hmgj.16 5 comments politics
- GOP Maryland delegate blames gay marriage for his drunken boat crash which fractured a five year old's skull http://wonkette.com/497025/drunky-maryland-pol-gay-marriage-crashed-that-boat-injured-that-5-year-old-girl 3 comments politics
- Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook To Rescue Your Homeschooled Child From The Modern Age http://wonkette.com/490800/sundays-with-the-christianists-a-world-history-textbook-to-rescue-your-homeschooled-child-from-the-modern-age 3 comments politics
- Bill O'Reilly: We Could Have Elected Romney Were It Not For These Hispanics Who Want Handouts. http://wonkette.com/489480/bill-oreilly-gop-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it-werent-for-these-hispanic-moochers-who-want-handouts#more-489480 7 comments politics
- Dishwatergate: Paul Ryan Dishwashing Scandal Worse Than Ever Imagined http://wonkette.com/486867/paul-ryan-dishwashing-scandal-worse-than-ever-imagined 22 comments politics
- Not-Racist Shopkeeper: Obama Is An Ooga-Booga Witch Doctor Negro http://wonkette.com/486800/not-racist-shopkeeper-obama-is-an-ooga-booga-witch-doctor-negro 8 comments politics
- "Despite Ryan’s comments, campaign spokespeople told reporters on Saturday that Ryan 'agrees with Mitt Romney' that marijuana should never be legal — a position that is, unfortunately, incompatible with his prior statement. http://wonkette.com/483788/is-paul-ryan-on-the-marijuana 25 comments politics
- Pat Robertson chides woman who has adopted three children from abroad looking for dating advice: "A man doesn’t want to take on the United Nations, and this woman’s got all these various children and blended family. What is it?” http://wonkette.com/481357/pat-robertson-dont-touch-that-orphan-you-dont-know-where-its-been#more-481357 9 comments nottheonion
- Mitt Romney Just Delighted To Wave Around His Blood-Soaked Death Squad Dollars http://wonkette.com/480542/mitt-romney-just-delighted-to-wave-around-his-blood-soaked-death-squad-dollars 8 comments politics
- Veepstakes! Romney Hero Meg Whitman Out-Bains Bain Capital, Slashes 27,000 Jobs At Hewlett Packard. http://wonkette.com/473490/veepstakes-romney-hero-meg-whitman-out-bains-bain-capital-slashes-27000-jobs-at-hp#more-473490 5 comments politics
- Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker Appoints ‘Deer Czar’ Who Says Deer-Hunting Is Communist http://wonkette.com/473153/wisconsin-gov-scott-walker-appoints-deer-czar-who-says-deer-hunting-is-communist 14 comments politics
- Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children <nice> http://wonkette.com/467962/ann-coulter-says-it-is-now-time-to-go-after-the-obama-children 6 comments politics
- Republicans Intentionally Sabotaging Economy http://wonkette.com/430815/republicans-intentionally-sabotaging-econoomy-to-help-them-in-2012 21 comments economy
- Chuck Norris Plagiarizes In His Column All the Time http://wonkette.com/444199/chuck-norris-plagiarizes-in-his-column-all-the-time 3 comments politics
- "Muslamic ray guns"...chavs give bigoted Americans a run for their money. http://wonkette.com/441382/british-sharia-protestors-giving-american-bigots-run-for-their-money 4 comments politics
- BUSTED: Jon Stewart Caught Talking With Tim Geithner About ‘Policy’ http://wonkette.com/429485/busted-jon-stewart-caught-talking-with-tim-geithner-about-policy 3 comments politics
- "Wait, Christine O'Donnell is 41 and has never been married? Does that mean she's a 41 year-old virgin who's never masturbated?!" http://wonkette.com/421542/christine-odonnell-is-the-41-year-old-virgin 20 comments politics
- Ron Paul Wants To Know How Much Gold the U.S. Has RIGHT NOW http://wonkette.com/418020/ron-paul-wants-to-know-how-much-gold-the-u-s-has-right-now 8 comments politics
- A message to everyone coming to Glenn Beck's "I Have a Mormon Wet Dream" rally this weekend: Watch out for those black people! http://wonkette.com/417660/glenn-beck-loonies-looking-forward-to-dc-field-trip-but-not-all-the-black-people 13 comments politics
- Here's the Nut Who Threatened Eric Cantor, Threatening Barack Obama a Year Ago http://wonkette.com/414495/heres-the-nut-who-threatened-eric-cantor-threatening-barack-obama-a-year-ago 6 comments politics
- Most Americans Hate Government, Democracy Itself: CNN and USA Today, finds that 56% of Americans who pay any attention to political shit are a-scared of the Federal Government a-takin’ away the guns and white women http://wonkette.com/413938/majority-of-americans-hate-government-democracy-itself#more-413938 33 comments politics
- Latest contrived conservative outrage: President Obama put his feet on the desk in the Oval Office! Doesn't he know that's rude? Where is his sense of decency? The Queen gave it to us, the Queen! Hold on, what's that? Bush did it, too? http://wonkette.com/413753/black-man-puts-his-feet-on-desk#more-413753 5 comments reddit.com
- Black Man Puts His Feet On Desk, Wingnuts Furious!! -- Probably Uses the Front Door Too !! http://wonkette.com/413753/black-man-puts-his-feet-on-desk 228 comments politics
- McCain could lose ARIZONA. Yes, his "home" state. It's polling within the margin of error. http://wonkette.com/403753/obama-could-beat-mccain-in-arizona 3 comments politics
- Palin: John McCain Was Tortured! Have You Met My Kids? http://wonkette.com/402518/liveblogging-famous-historical-war-leader-sarah-palin-at-the-rnc#comment-82613 3 comments politics
- Cheney Having Heart Surgery Tomorrow, Bush Will Briefly Be 'President' http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-dick-needs-a-jump-start-again/cheney-having-heart-surgery-tomorrow-bush-will-briefly-be-president-283380.php 57 comments reddit.com
- Everybody Wants Bush and/or Cheney To Resign/Be Impeached http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-impotent-rage/everybody-wants-bush-andor-cheney-to-resignbe-impeached-275695.php 3 comments reddit.com
- 160 Killed In Terrible Massacre http://www.wonkette.com/politics/surge/160-killed-in-terrible-massacre-253347.php 2 comments reddit.com
- Remember That Picture With Karl Rove and the Coptix Folder? It's A Fake. Coptix Created It Themselves. http://www.wonkette.com/politics/top/about-that-karl-rove-picture-with-the-sleestaks--249411.php 5 comments reddit.com
- Scumbag Smithsonian Chief Resigns http://wonkette.com/politics/top/scumbag-smithsonian-chief-resigns-247197.php 4 comments reddit.com
- Congressman to Rove in bathroom confrontation: "I Kicked Your Ass" http://wonkette.com/politics/steve-kagen/freshman-rep-to-rove-i-kicked-your-ass-228197.php 4 comments reddit.com
- Fox News correspondent gets waterboarded http://www.wonkette.com/politics/fox/fox-news-correspondent-gets-waterboarded-212761.php 13 comments reddit.com
- Hidden Poll from Newsweek: 51% of America wants Bush Impeached http://www.wonkette.com/politics/impeachment/its-a-mandate-209624.php 12 comments reddit.com
- FOX NEWS shows Foley as a Democrat (more than once!) http://www.wonkette.com/politics/pagefuckergate/desperate-times-desperate-measures-205075.php 94 comments reddit.com