- IT Humor Website https://theonion.com 13 comments sysadmin
- That headline... https://www.theonion.com/india-continues-surge-towards-status-as-first-world-nat-1834980952 6 comments india
- Phil Kessel Rapidly Decomposes After Wrongly Sipping From False Stanley Cup http://www.theonion.com/graphic/phil-kessel-rapidly-decomposes-after-wrongly-sippi-56220?utm_content=sp&utm_campaign=sf&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialmarketing 86 comments hockey
- NHL Begins Defrosting Stanley Cup http://www.theonion.com/graphic/nhl-begins-defrosting-stanley-cup-50599?utm_content=sp&utm_campaign=sf&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialmarketing 6 comments hockey
- 10-Time-Winning Racing Brewer Sausage Put Out To Stud http://www.theonion.com/graphic/10-time-winning-racing-brewer-sausage-put-out-stud-55744 5 comments baseball
- Bianchi Introduces New Bike For Blocking Commuters On Subway During Rush Hour http://www.theonion.com/article/bianchi-introduces-new-bike-blocking-commuters-sub-55768 6 comments bicycling
- New NHL Promotion Allows Fans To Watch Game While Frozen Underneath Ice http://www.theonion.com/article/new-nhl-promotion-allows-fans-watch-game-while-fro-55435?utm_content=main&utm_campaign=sf&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialmarketing 19 comments hockey
- Books Vs. E-Readers (from The Onion) http://www.theonion.com/graphic/books-vs-e-readers-52987 85 comments books
- The Onion: NASA Deploys Congressional Rover To Search For Funding http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-deploys-congressional-rover-search-funding-51231 24 comments space
- The Onion - Keys To The Matchup: Blackhawks vs. Lightning [Satire] http://www.theonion.com/graphic/keys-matchup-blackhawks-vs-lightning-50574?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialmarketing&utm_campaign=linkpreview:1:default 61 comments hockey
- Bud Selig Still Hoping To See Game At Every Major League Baseball Stadium http://www.theonion.com/articles/bud-selig-still-hoping-to-see-game-at-every-major,36524/ 27 comments baseball
- Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West http://www.theonion.com/articles/buddhist-extremist-cell-vows-to-unleash-tranquilit,34623/ 3 comments worldnews
- 2013-14 NBA Schedule Does Not Bode Well For Phoenix Suns http://www.theonion.com/articles/201314-nba-schedule-does-not-bode-well-for-phoenix,33405/ 63 comments nba
- 4 NL Fans Killed In Brutal All-Star Game Riots http://www.theonion.com/articles/4-nl-fans-killed-in-brutal-allstar-game-riots,33151/ 235 comments baseball
- Miami Heat Unable To Tell If Congratulations Are Sarcastic Or Not http://www.theonion.com/articles/miami-heat-unable-to-tell-if-congratulations-are-s,32686/ 41 comments nba
- Indiana Pacers Feel Stupid For Believing In Themselves http://www.theonion.com/articles/indiana-pacers-feel-stupid-for-believing-in-themse,32683/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialmarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default 132 comments nba
- Skill Difference Between Top, Bottom High School Tennis Seeds Hilarious | The Onion http://www.theonion.com/articles/skill-difference-between-top-bottom-high-school-te,32471/ 13 comments tennis
- From The Onion: Shaq spends entire 'Inside the NBA' segment analyzing the size of his own hand. http://www.theonion.com/articles/shaq-spends-entire-inside-the-nba-segment-analyzin,30204/ 10 comments nba
- The Onion: Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-promises-to-fix-glitches-in-map-software-by,30616/?amp%3Butm_campaign=standard-post%3Aheadline%3Adefault&%3Butm_medium=SocialMarketing 78 comments apple
- 2006 Article from The Onion ― Ichiro: 'The Best Part About Playing For My Country Was Not Playing For The Seattle Mariners' http://www.theonion.com/articles/ichiro-the-best-part-about-playing-for-my-country,5225/ 4 comments baseball
- Heat lose Chris Bosh indefinitely to severe poetic justice http://www.theonion.com/articles/heat-lose-chris-bosh-indefinitely-to-severe-poetic,28237/ 93 comments nba
- From The Onion - "Joel Zumaya Agrees To Throw One Last Amazing Pitch" http://www.theonion.com/articles/joel-zumaya-agrees-to-throw-one-last-amazing-pitch,27183/ 15 comments baseball
- New Cheney Memoir Reveals He's going to live full, satisfied life without ever feeling remorse and there's nothing we can do about it. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-cheney-memoir-reveals-hes-going-to-live-full-s,21262/ 21 comments politics
- "Yankees Re-Sign Popular Mascot Derek Jeter" http://www.theonion.com/articles/yankees-resign-popular-mascot-derek-jeter,18639/ 3 comments baseball
- US redditors: What if Americans actually hired a lobbyist on behalf of the American people? (Inspired by The Onion) http://www.theonion.com/articles/american-people-hire-highpowered-lobbyist-to-push,18204/ 49 comments politics
- Pornography-Desensitized Populace Demands New Orifice To Look At http://www.theonion.com/articles/pornographydesensitized-populace-demands-new-orifi,6028/ 9 comments reddit.com
- Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/ 26 comments nfl
- Report: China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020 http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-china-to-overtake-us-as-worlds-biggest-assh,17277/ 11 comments politics
- Like Hell I'm Going To Let Some Black President Help Me Pay For Dialysis http://www.theonion.com/articles/like-hell-im-going-to-let-some-black-president-hel,11509/ 15 comments reddit.com
- That is all for Physics http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/worlds_physicists_complete 206 comments science
- Gay teen worried he may be Christian http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be 10 comments reddit.com
- RIAA Announces Ban on Telling Friends About Songs! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43029? 3 comments reddit.com
- Soundgarden inadvertently reunites at Cinnabon http://www.theonion.com/content/news/soundgarden_inadvertently_reunites 2 comments reddit.com
- Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40076 33 comments programming
- Uh oh... Looks Like The Onion Didn't Pay Their Domain Renewal http://www.theonion.com/? 3 comments reddit.com
- Christ Returns to the NBA http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50097 2 comments reddit.com
- White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30793 3 comments politics
- U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_intelligence_iran_possesses?? 29 comments reddit.com
- Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters [video] http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important 7 comments politics
- Fabled Burger King Employee Places Single Onion Ring In Everyone's Fries http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/fabled_burger_king_employee?utm_source=onion_rss_daily 4 comments reddit.com
- This Gap Sweater Is Fucking Awesome http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/this_gap_sweater_is_fucking?utm_source=reddit_1 3 comments reddit.com
- Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512?issue=4228&special=2005 8 comments reddit.com
Linking pages
- Cruz Blames Uvalde Shooting On School Having More Than One Door https://talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo/cruz-uvalde-school-shooting-doors 716 comments
- A Tor of the Dark Web | Sorry for the Spam http://slifty.com/2012/08/a-tor-of-the-dark-web/ 228 comments
- A Sick Giant — Wait But Why https://waitbutwhy.com/2020/01/sick-giant.html 128 comments
- The Joel Test: 12 Steps to Better Code – Joel on Software http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000043.html 118 comments
- Republicans' "solutions" to mass shootings are meant to make you feel helpless | Salon.com https://www.salon.com/2022/05/26/republicans-solutions-to-mass-are-a-distraction/ 113 comments
- The Onion defends right to parody in very real supreme court brief supporting local satirist | US supreme court | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/law/2022/oct/04/the-onion-defends-right-to-parody-in-very-real-supreme-court-brief-supporting-local-satirist 105 comments
- G/O media will make more AI-generated stories despite critics - Vox https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/7/18/23798164/gizmodo-ai-g-o-bot-stories-jalopnik-av-club-peter-kafka-media-column 104 comments
- The Joel Test: 12 Steps to Better Code – Joel on Software https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/08/09/the-joel-test-12-steps-to-better-code/ 100 comments
- You Must Be Joking! | Forum for Philosophy http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/theforum/joking/ 77 comments
- 'The Onion' has reused this satire after more than 20 mass shootings since 2014 : NPR https://www.npr.org/2022/05/25/1101269886/the-onion-mass-shooting-satire 59 comments
- I trained fake news detection AI with >95% accuracy, and almost went crazy | by Aaron Edell | Towards Data Science https://towardsdatascience.com/i-trained-fake-news-detection-ai-with-95-accuracy-and-almost-went-crazy-d10589aa57c 31 comments
- The Onion Hilariously Trolls Michael Cohen With His Own Cease-And-Desist Note | HuffPost Latest News https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/onion-michael-cohen-cease-and-desist_us_5b037f77e4b0a046186f13b3 30 comments
- Identity theft can be as easy as eavesdropping | Digital Trends http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/true-confessions-of-an-accidental-identity-thief/ 29 comments
- The Onion Repromotes All Past Stories On Mass Shootings https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/onion-mass-shooting-story-no-way-prevent-this-uvalde 29 comments
- Opinion | What’s a more ludicrous spot for Trump’s nomination speech than the White House? Gettysburg! - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/08/11/more-ludicrous-than-white-house-rnc-gettysburg/ 26 comments
- The Onion Declares War on Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook http://www.vulture.com/2018/06/the-onion-declares-war-on-mark-zuckerberg-and-facebook.html 25 comments
- Hitting Trump where it hurts: The satire troops take up comedy arms against Donald Trump | Salon.com http://www.salon.com/2017/02/11/hitting-trump-where-it-hurts-the-satire-troops-take-up-comedy-arms-against-donald-trump/ 24 comments
- The Onion: America's Finest Marxist News Source | The New Republic https://newrepublic.com/article/116479/onion-americas-finest-marxist-news-source 21 comments
- Fake News Or Real? How To Self-Check The News And Get The Facts : All Tech Considered : NPR http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/12/05/503581220/fake-or-real-how-to-self-check-the-news-and-get-the-facts 21 comments
- Fake news comes for Elizabeth Warren and her family http://shareblue.com/fake-news-comes-for-elizabeth-warren-and-her-family/ 18 comments