• An Ontarian Actually Called 911 Because They Thought Their Neighbour's Singing Sucked https://www.narcity.com/en-ca/news/toronto/ontario-911-call-was-made-because-a-neighbour-was-singing-too-loud 3 comments 13/4/2021 nottheonion
• Ontario Burglars Apologize & Offer To Pay For Damages After Breaking Into The Wrong Home https://www.narcity.com/en-ca/news/toronto/ontario-burglars-broke-into-the-wrong-home-they-offered-to-pay-for-the-damages 7 comments 16/12/2020 nottheonion
• Alberta Men Tied Their Turbans Together To Save 2 Teen Girls Who Fell Through Ice https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ab/calgary/two-teen-girls-fell-through-ice-alberta-men-tied-their-turbans-together-to-save-them 44 comments 2/11/2020 nottheonion
• People Keep Flying Over The Los Angeles Airport Wearing Jetpacks And Not Getting Caught https://www.narcity.com/news/us/ca/los-angeles/jetpack-wearing-person-flies-over-lax-again-without-getting-caught-or-being-identified 26 comments 16/10/2020 nottheonion
• Canadian mayor rips up Confederate-themed bandanas at a dollar store but the owner claims 'there was demand' for it https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/summerland-mayor-shredded-confederate-flags-at-a-bc-dollar-store-shes-not-sorry 75 comments 24/7/2020 worldnews
• BC Says You Should Have Sex Through Walls To Avoid Getting COVID-19 https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/victoria/glory-holes-in-bc-the-bccdc-says-to-have-sex-through-walls-to-stop-covid19 4 comments 22/7/2020 nottheonion
• 'Racist' American Tells Canadian Teens To 'Go Back Where They Came From' In BC https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/coquitlam-woman-tells-canadian-teens-to-go-back-where-they-came-from-video 20 comments 2/7/2020 worldnews
• This Georgia Shop That Sells Books By The Pound Is Closing & Everything Is Discounted https://www.narcity.com/news/us/ga/atlanta/books-by-the-pound-bookstore-near-atlanta-is-having-a-massive-closing-sale 41 comments 4/6/2020 books
• Some Guy In Toronto Finally Got A Canada Post Package 8 Years After He Ordered It https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/on/toronto/canada-post-package-reportedly-arrived-at-toronto-mans-doorstep-8-years-later 3 comments 27/5/2020 nottheonion
• Trudeau Is Banning 1,500 Models Of Guns In Canada Effective Immediately https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/firearm-ban-in-canada-on-military-grade-weapons-is-effective-immediately 100 comments 1/5/2020 worldnews
• A Toronto Loblaws Was Left Unlocked This Weekend & Customers Had A Free-For-All https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/on/toronto/forest-hill-loblaws-was-left-unlocked-this-weekend-and-customers-had-a-free-for-all 7 comments 14/4/2020 worldnews
• Ontario Businesses Are Taping Debit Machines To Hockey Sticks & It’s So Canadian https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/on/ontarios-hockey-stick-payment-terminals-are-the-most-canadian-way-to-social-distance 9 comments 10/4/2020 nottheonion
• BC [Canada] Is Supplying Trump With Material For The N95 Masks He Refuses To Share With Canada https://www.narcity.com/topic/tracking-the-coronavirus-in-canada/bcs-mask-supplies-are-going-to-the-us-for-n95s-that-they-dont-want-to-share-with-canada 24 comments 7/4/2020 worldnews
• Pizza Delivery In Virginia Beach Now Comes With Toilet Paper At This Local Spot https://www.narcity.com/eat-drink/us/va/virginia-beach/pizza-delivery-in-virginia-beach-now-comes-with-toilet-paper-at-this-local-spot 3 comments 30/3/2020 nottheonion
• Coronavirus Vaccine Made In Saskatchewan Is Now In The Testing Stages https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/sk/coronavirus-vaccine-made-in-saskatchewan-is-now-in-the-testing-stages 4 comments 13/3/2020 europe
• BC Town Accidentally Invites Everyone To Take Photos With Satan At Their Christmas Fair https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/comox-valley-record-typo-accidentally-advertises-photos-with-satan-at-a-holiday-fair 125 comments 23/11/2019 nottheonion
• Harry Potter Election Signs Have Magically Appeared In An Ontario Riding https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/on/harry-potter-campaign-signs-in-london-on-have-magically-appeared 12 comments 15/10/2019 nottheonion
• NFL Waterboys Get Paid More Than You According To A Florida NFL Star https://www.narcity.com/sports/us/fl/miami/nfl-waterboy-salary-according-to-chad-ochocinco-johnson-is-shockingly-high 79 comments 18/9/2019 nfl
• Trying to convince my friend that this wouldn’t be the best financial idea. Any advice? Thanks https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/towns-in-italy-that-pay-you-to-live-there-could-be-a-great-choice-for-young-canadians 3 comments 13/9/2019 economy
• Jasper National Park Employees Want People To Stop Taking Selfies With Their Bears https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ab/jasper-national-park-employees-want-people-to-stop-taking-selfies-with-bears 9 comments 3/9/2019 nottheonion
• A Conservative MP Just Blamed Smoking Weed For Greenhouse Gas Emissions https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/conservative-mp-blames-weed-for-greenhouse-gas-emissions-in-canada?fbclid=iwar1eftjis7utbmazjfnbsgsph50uqhiykh06y2ohtsnrvwktxbjii5kamyw 266 comments 26/8/2019 nottheonion
• Kawhi And Uncle Dennis Are Now Being Investigated For Those "Illegal" Bonus Requests https://www.narcity.com/sports/ca/on/toronto/kawhi-leonard-and-uncle-dennis-investigated-by-nba-for-those-illegal-bonus-requests 364 comments 27/7/2019 nba
• Canadians are calling for the Calgary Stampede to come to an end after 3 horses died during rodeo events https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ab/calgary/calgary-stampede-3rd-horse-death-leads-to-calls-for-the-whole-festival-to-end 48 comments 13/7/2019 worldnews
• CBU Professor Fired After Allegedly Demanding Sex, Lobster And Moose Meat From A Student For Better Grades - Narcity https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ns/cbu-professor-fired-after-allegedly-demanding-sex-lobster-and-moose-meat-from-a-student-for-better-grades 3 comments 13/7/2019 nottheonion
• Canadian Professor Fired After Allegedly Demanding Sex, Lobster And Moose Meat From A Student For Better Grades https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ns/cbu-professor-fired-after-allegedly-demanding-sex-lobster-and-moose-meat-from-a-student-for-better-grades 38 comments 13/7/2019 worldnews
• Danny Green meet and greet in Vancouver July 5th FYI https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/vancouver/raptors-danny-green-hosting-free-meet-and-greet-at-vancouver-london-drugs-store 29 comments 4/7/2019 nba
• Kawhi Will Get This Multi-Million Dollar Penthouse For Free If He Stays In Toronto. Simon Mass, CEO of The Condo Store Realty Inc. is prepared to gift Leonard a penthouse if the player agrees to re-sign with the Raptors. https://www.narcity.com/sports/ca/on/toronto/kawhi-leonard-will-get-this-multi-million-dollar-penthouse-for-free-if-he-stays-in-toronto 1108 comments 22/5/2019 nba
• Instagram is going to be testing out removing the total number of likes from their platform, starting with a test run in Canada https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/instagrams-getting-rid-of-total-likes-on-social-media-platform-in-canada-this-week 8 comments 1/5/2019 worldnews
• Canadian Family Stopped At Border After Driving Dead Body Around Because American Health Care Was Too Expensive https://www.narcity.com/news/canadian-family-stopped-at-border-after-driving-dead-body-around-because-american-health-care-was-too-expensive 850 comments 5/4/2019 nottheonion
• Many Ontarians Outraged By Ford Government’s $10 Million Investment In Horse Racing https://www.narcity.com/ca/on/toronto/news/many-ontarians-outraged-by-ford-governments-dollar10-million-investment-in-horse-racing?fbclid=iwar32w3egxfc-kszqpgertws8vuy7gcmbvt-jvux9f93707dyp3g8rcixhgu 8 comments 22/3/2019 nottheonion
• The Toronto Maple Leafs Are Suing Snoop Dogg For "Copying" Their Logo For His New Weed Company https://www.narcity.com/ca/on/toronto/news/toronto-maple-leafs-are-suing-snoop-dogg-for-copying-their-logo-for-his-new-weed-company 8 comments 1/2/2019 hockey
• Child sex dolls at Canada's borders are becoming a serious problem. https://www.narcity.com/news/child-sex-dolls-keep-getting-shipped-into-canada-and-experts-worry-that-they-could-fuel-child-abuse 30 comments 13/12/2018 worldnews
• People Are Physically Blocking Canada Post Trucks So They Can’t Deliver Mail Even Though The Strike Is Officially Over https://www.narcity.com/ca/bc/vancouver/news/people-are-physically-blocking-canada-post-trucks-so-they-cant-deliver-mail-even-though-the-strike-is-officially-over 7 comments 29/11/2018 nottheonion
• Canada Goose Jackets Are Now Banned From UK High School’s Dress Code https://www.narcity.com/news/canada-goose-jackets-are-now-banned-from-this-schools-dress-code-but-not-for-the-reason-you-think 20 comments 16/11/2018 worldnews
• Canada Post Withholding Weed Order Due To “Strong Marijuana Odour” https://www.narcity.com/canadians-are-ripping-canada-post-apart-after-withholding-weed-order-due-to-strong-marijuana-odour 5 comments 23/10/2018 nottheonion
• The First "No Weed" Signs Are Starting To Pop Up Along The Canada-U.S. Border https://www.narcity.com/news/the-first-no-weed-signs-are-starting-to-pop-up-along-the-canada-us-border-photo?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jcoic_1daycampaign 63 comments 7/10/2018 worldnews
• Man nearly goes blind from eyeball tattoo http://www.narcity.com/man-nearly-goes-blind-eyeball-tattoo/ 5 comments 8/1/2015 nottheonion
• Japanese lingerie company invents bra that only opens when you are horny http://www.narcity.com/bra-can-opened-horny/ 8 comments 7/1/2015 nottheonion
• Woman Smuggles Gun Into Jail In Her Vagina http://www.narcity.com/woman-smuggles-gun-jail-vagina/ 28 comments 6/1/2015 nottheonion
• Naked Girl Tries To Break Into Her Ex Boyfriend’s House Through The Chimney http://www.narcity.com/toronto/woman-fails-to-breaks-into-exs-house-by-using-the-chimney-like-santa-claus/ 51 comments 5/1/2015 nottheonion