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- "China limits children to 3 hours of online gaming per week" - There is no end to such do-gooder laws. Fuck the state. https://www.fox5ny.com/news/china-limits-children-to-3-hours-of-online-gaming-per-week 35 comments goldandblack
- India’s COVID-19 death toll estimated in the millions, study finds https://www.fox5ny.com/news/indias-covid-19-death-toll-estimated-in-the-millions-study-finds 17 comments india
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- Walmart lays off shelf-scanning robots for humans https://www.fox5ny.com/news/walmart-lays-off-shelf-scanning-robots-for-humans 3 comments nottheonion
- Walmart lays off shelf-scanning robots for humans https://www.fox5ny.com/news/walmart-lays-off-shelf-scanning-robots-for-humans 4 comments nottheonion
- Ritchie Torres wins race becoming among first openly gay congressmen https://www.fox5ny.com/news/ritchie-torres-wins-race-becoming-among-first-openly-gay-congressmen 16 comments politics
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- Miami officer to be disciplined after wearing Trump mask at early voting site while in uniform https://www.fox5ny.com/news/miami-officer-to-be-disciplined-after-wearing-trump-mask-at-early-voting-site-while-in-uniform?fbclid=iwar3qgdhfolc_dh77jkvs1acs69e-hpkkmv1wpnwz9zxrlw881siusfbfkf0 7 comments politics
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- MTA to ban defecation on NYC subway trains https://www.fox5ny.com/news/mta-to-ban-defecation-on-nyc-subway-trains 13 comments nottheonion
- Salon had to remove job ad for 'happy’ stylist because it is 'discriminatory' against unhappy people https://www.fox5ny.com/news/salon-had-to-remove-job-ad-for-happy-stylist-because-it-is-discriminatory-against-unhappy-people 13 comments nottheonion
- Record number of Americans gave up US citizenship in 2020, report says https://www.fox5ny.com/news/record-number-of-americans-gave-up-us-citizenship-in-2020-report-says 31 comments politics
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- Mexico confirms first 2 cases of coronavirus https://www.fox5ny.com/news/mexico-confirms-first-2-cases-of-coronavirus.amp?__twitter_impression=true 9 comments worldnews
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- Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg meets with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia's in Harlem - Story http://www.fox5ny.com/news/pete-buttigieg-al-sharpton-harlem-meeting 7 comments politics
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