- Giant IUD inserted in front of DC Union Station https://www.fox5dc.com/news/giant-iud-inserted-front-dc-union-station 58 comments nottheonion
- Grandma, stranger she mistakenly texted set to spend 6th Thanksgiving together https://www.fox5dc.com/news/grandma-stranger-she-mistakenly-texted-set-to-spend-6th-thanksgiving-together 15 comments nottheonion
- Hiker boils bear urine to quench her thirst. Starts forest fire. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/hiker-allegedly-boiling-bear-urine-to-drink-started-fawn-fire 10 comments nottheonion
- Subway’s tuna sandwiches found to contain no tuna fish DNA, lab tests find following lawsuit https://www.fox5dc.com/news/subways-tuna-sandwiches-found-to-contain-no-tuna-fish-dna-lab-tests-find-following-lawsuit?taid=60d3dc9a7dda3e0001b6b7f9&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem 5 comments nottheonion
- AOC asking followers to give up meat for Lent in memory of Rep. Jamie Raskin's son https://www.fox5dc.com/news/aoc-asking-followers-to-give-up-meat-for-lent-in-memory-of-rep-jamie-raskins-son 24 comments politics
- Oath Keepers planned to have armed presence around DC before Capitol riot, feds say https://www.fox5dc.com/news/oath-keepers-planned-to-have-armed-presence-around-dc-before-capitol-riot-feds-say 15 comments politics
- Brothers arrested for planning, filming fake stabbing "prank" for social media https://www.fox5dc.com/news/brothers-arrested-for-planning-filming-fake-stabbing-prank-for-social-media 22 comments nottheonion
- DC officials react to congresswoman who vows to ‘carry Glock to congress’ https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-officials-react-to-congresswoman-who-vows-to-carry-glock-to-congress 24 comments nottheonion
- Kamala Harris, husband to receive first dose of COVID-19 vaccine Tuesday https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kamala-harris-husband-to-receive-first-dose-of-covid-19-vaccine-tuesday 55 comments politics
- Trump promises 'wild' protest in DC on Jan. 6, the day Congress to count electoral votes https://www.fox5dc.com/news/trump-promises-wild-protest-in-dc-on-jan-6-the-day-congress-to-count-electoral-votes 99 comments politics
- Trump supporter charged with assault after blowing on women near Virginia Trump club https://www.fox5dc.com/news/loudoun-cops-say-victim-can-seek-citizens-arrest-after-bizarre-encounter-with-trump-supporter 23 comments politics
- Man gets $75 to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years https://www.fox5dc.com/news/man-gets-75-to-restart-his-life-after-being-wrongly-imprisoned-for-31-years 41 comments nottheonion
- Kayleigh McEnany denies claims that she has deleted official tweets https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kayleigh-mcenany-denies-claims-that-she-has-deleted-official-tweets.amp 21 comments politics
- Connecticut Man Decapitates Landlord with Samurai Sword During Rent Dispute https://www.fox5dc.com/news/connecticut-man-decapitates-landlord-with-samurai-sword-during-rent-dispute 15 comments nottheonion
- Dr. Anthony Fauci to throw first pitch for Nationals on Opening Day https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dr-anthony-fauci-to-throw-first-pitch-for-nationals-on-opening-day 4 comments politics
- ‘Science should not stand in the way’ of schools reopening, says White House press secretary https://www.fox5dc.com/news/science-should-not-stand-in-the-way-of-schools-reopening-says-white-house-press-secretary 28 comments politics
- DC food critic spends $20K on takeout during coronavirus pandemic while legally high on marijuana https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-food-critic-spends-20k-on-takeout-during-coronavirus-pandemic-while-legally-high-on-marijuana 28 comments nottheonion
- Reopen Maryland co-founder reveals COVID-19 diagnosis, won’t help contact tracers https://www.fox5dc.com/news/reopen-maryland-co-founder-reveals-covid-19-diagnosis-wont-help-contact-tracers 5 comments politics
- DC Congresswoman to introduce legislation to remove Emancipation Memorial from Lincoln Park https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-congresswoman-to-introduce-legislation-to-remove-emancipation-memorial-from-lincoln-park 9 comments politics
- Company creates hospital bed that converts into a coffin amid the COVID-19 pandemic https://www.fox5dc.com/news/company-creates-hospital-bed-that-converts-into-a-coffin-amid-the-covid-19-pandemic?fbclid=iwar07fiez0lncr8tmapqu1yk7xxrvtk08jffdp_f10_3ncizzfoxycnqkt0s 8 comments nottheonion
- Kobe Died Today in a Helicopter Crash. RIP https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kobe-bryant-killed-in-helicopter-crash-in-california-tmz-reports?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 26 comments worldnews
- Police ID 19-year-old student accused of attacking another student with a frying pan at Montgomery Co school https://www.fox5dc.com/news/police-id-19-year-old-student-accused-of-attacking-another-student-with-a-frying-pan-at-montgomery-co-school 5 comments nottheonion
- 16 active U.S. Marines arrested on charges that include human smuggling, drugs, military says https://www.fox5dc.com/news/16-active-u-s-marines-arrested-on-charges-that-include-human-smuggling-drugs-military-says 8 comments politics
- A parrot that was trained by drug dealers to alert them of police presence and is refusing to speak after being detained http://www.fox5dc.com/news/parrot-wont-talk-after-it-was-detained-for-warning-owners-of-law-enforcement-presence-in-drug-raid 3 comments nottheonion
- Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for abortion https://www.fox5dc.com/amp/news/texas-lawmakers-consider-the-death-penalty-for-abortion 3 comments nottheonion
- Guinea pig sex abuse suspect claims innocence, court documents say - Story http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/guinea-pig-sex-abuse-suspect-claims-innocence-court-documents-say 4 comments nottheonion
- DC woman gets 6-foot receipt after buying 3 items at CVS http://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-woman-gets-6-foot-receipt-after-buying-3-items-at-cvs 6 comments nottheonion
- US arrests, accuses woman of acting as Russian agent http://www.fox5dc.com/news/us-arrests-accuses-woman-of-acting-as-russian-agent 4 comments politics
- Man arrested after telling kids at playground where babies come from http://www.fox5dc.com/news/national/man-arrested-on-clearwater-beach-after-telling-kids-at-playground-where-babies-come-from 4 comments nottheonion
- Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight http://www.fox5dc.com/news/woman-denied-emotional-support-peacock-on-united-flight 12 comments nottheonion
- Navy admits to penis skydrawing http://www.fox5dc.com/news/navy-admits-to-penis-skydrawing 36 comments nottheonion
- Detroit firefighter fired for bringing watermelon to station http://www.fox5dc.com/news/detroit-firefighter-fired-for-bringing-watermelon-to-station 5 comments nottheonion
- Rod Wheeler backtracks statements about Seth Rich investigation http://www.fox5dc.com/news/255305734-story 52 comments politics
- Man who claimed his Mom died while ban from U.S. Lied. She died 5 days before the Ban http://www.fox5dc.com/news/233068387-story 43 comments politics
- Limo, other vehicles set on fire during inauguration protests http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/230476715-story 46 comments politics
- Rare photographs of President Taft's 1909 presidential inauguration rediscovered. http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/229069892-story 3 comments history
- Cannabis legalization group to give out, smoke marijuana joints in DC during Trump's inauguration. http://www.fox5dc.com/news/226994923-story 5 comments politics
- MSP: Man was watching porn while driving before fatal crash http://www.fox5dc.com/news/national/82615005-story 2 comments nottheonion
- House Republicans propose resolution to protect Christmas http://www.fox5dc.com/news/57833239-story 9 comments nottheonion
- South Side woman launches 'sex strike' to end violence http://www.fox5dc.com/news/national/50897327-story 19 comments nottheonion