- Man robbed Chicago bank 3 days after being acquitted of bank robbery: FBI https://cwbchicago.com/2024/01/man-robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html 55 comments nottheonion
- Armed robber stayed at crime scene to eat victim’s fried chicken, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2023/02/armed-robber-stayed-at-crime-scene-to-eat-victims-fried-chicken-prosecutors-say.html 10 comments nottheonion
- Armed robber caught at crime scene eating victim's fried chicken https://cwbchicago.com/2023/02/armed-robber-stayed-at-crime-scene-to-eat-victims-fried-chicken-prosecutors-say.html 4 comments nottheonion
- Armed robber stayed at crime scene to eat victim's fried chicken, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2023/02/armed-robber-stayed-at-crime-scene-to-eat-victims-fried-chicken-prosecutors-say.html 14 comments nottheonion
- Chicago woman randomly stabbed 4 people while on bail for randomly stabbing a woman in Bucktown, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2023/01/chicago-woman-randomly-stabbed-4-people-while-on-bail-for-randomly-stabbing-a-woman-in-bucktown-prosecutors-say.html 1643 comments nottheonion
- Men wearing ski masks dropped off a dead gunshot victim at downtown hospital, police say https://cwbchicago.com/2022/12/men-wearing-ski-masks-dropped-off-a-dead-gunshot-victim-at-downtown-hospital-police-say.html 21 comments nottheonion
- Chicago Alderman who said he wants fewer cops in his ward is now asking people to PLEASE stop shooting each other for 48 hours https://cwbchicago.com/2022/11/alderman-who-said-he-wants-fewer-cops-in-his-ward-is-now-asking-people-to-please-stop-shooting-each-other-for-48-hours.html 94 comments nottheonion
- 6 days after getting out of prison for punching a woman and kicking a cop in the groin, Chicago man allegedly punched another woman and kicked another cop in the groin https://cwbchicago.com/2022/10/6-days-after-getting-out-of-prison-for-punching-a-woman-and-kicking-a-chicago-cop-in-the-groin-he-allegedly-punched-another-woman-and-kicked-another-chicago-cop-in-the-groin.html 646 comments nottheonion
- Woman says she was robbed of her shoes after running out of gas on Lake Shore Drive https://cwbchicago.com/2022/09/woman-says-she-was-robbed-of-her-shoes-after-running-out-of-gas-on-lake-shore-drive.html 5 comments nottheonion
- Parolee shot and robbed the president of a charity that ‘works to reduce recidivism among parolees,’ prosecutor says https://cwbchicago.com/2022/03/parolee-shot-and-robbed-the-president-of-a-charity-that-works-to-reduce-recidivism-among-parolees-prosecutor-says.html 341 comments nottheonion
- Felon charged with having a gun (while on bail for being a felon with a gun) works for a gun violence reduction group, defense attorney says https://cwbchicago.com/2022/03/felon-charged-with-having-a-gun-while-on-bail-for-being-a-felon-with-a-gun-works-for-a-gun-violence-reduction-group-defense-attorney-says.html 21 comments nottheonion
- See a robbery happening? This alderman wants you to run toward the offenders while blowing a whistle. - CWB Chicago https://cwbchicago.com/2021/12/see-a-robbery-happening-this-alderman-wants-you-to-run-toward-the-offenders-while-blowing-a-whistle.html 735 comments nottheonion
- Thief stole thousands of dollars of cigarettes from Walgreens stores — while on bail for stealing thousands of dollars of cigarettes from Walgreens stores, prosecutors say. https://cwbchicago.com/2021/11/thief-stole-thousands-of-dollars-of-cigarettes-from-walgreens-stores-while-on-bail-for-stealing-thousands-of-dollars-of-cigarettes-from-walgreens-stores-prosecutors-say.html 20 comments nottheonion
- A new bond court judge debuts with a fresh mindset that restrains victims and frees violent men on recognizance bonds - CWB Chicago https://cwbchicago.com/2021/11/a-new-bond-court-judge-debuts-with-a-fresh-mindset-that-restrains-victims-and-frees-violent-offenders-on-recognizance-bonds.html 14 comments law
- 3 anti-violence workers charged with felony gun violations — while on bail for felony gun violations https://cwbchicago.com/2021/09/3-anti-violence-workers-charged-with-felony-gun-violations-while-on-bail-for-felony-gun-violations.html 70 comments nottheonion
- 3 anti-violence workers charged with felony gun violations — while on bail for felony gun violations https://cwbchicago.com/2021/09/3-anti-violence-workers-charged-with-felony-gun-violations-while-on-bail-for-felony-gun-violations.html 135 comments nottheonion
- Driver who struck 3 pedestrians last weekend is on probation for killing 93-year-old woman with the same SUV in 2018. https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/driver-who-allegedly-struck-3-pedestrians-in-lakeview-is-on-probation-for-killing-93-year-old-woman-with-the-same-suv.html?fbclid=iwar2-0d-sgrcwlqkvixqyrqxzpnqqp-eahrdj2b5ps1qc6f43rxwloryp8rs 101 comments nottheonion
- Security guard who shot man 3 times acted in self defense because the victim wasn't wearing a COVID mask, lawyer says https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/security-guard-who-shot-man-3-times-acted-in-self-defense-because-the-victim-wasnt-wearing-a-covid-mask-lawyer-says.html 43 comments law
- Security guard who shot man 3 times acted in self defense because the victim wasn’t wearing a COVID mask, lawyer says https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/security-guard-who-shot-man-3-times-acted-in-self-defense-because-the-victim-wasnt-wearing-a-covid-mask-lawyer-says.html 740 comments nottheonion
- Two men are beaten and robbed in the middle of State Street as people walk by, drive past, and twerk up a storm https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/two-men-are-beaten-and-robbed-in-the-middle-of-state-street-as-people-walk-by-drive-past-and-twerk-up-a-storm-video.html?fbclid=iwar2kfrw1divktmwewmcotjpoi7gsx5kgdosbjxm5cylpema22mxh2c_zznm 89 comments nottheonion
- Man has four gun charges dropped; gets arrested 48 hours later for another gun charge. https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/man-faces-felony-gun-charge-less-than-48-hours-after-having-gun-case-dropped-in-restorative-justice-court.html 35 comments nottheonion
- Man bit off motorist's nipple during road rage clash on Lake Shore Drive, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2021/08/man-bit-off-motorists-nipple-during-road-rage-clash-on-lake-shore-drive-prosecutors-say.html 7 comments nottheonion
- Prosecutors: Man charged with driving stolen car appeared on Zoom court hearing from inside another stolen car https://cwbchicago.com/2021/04/prosecutors-man-charged-with-driving-stolen-car-appeared-on-zoom-court-hearing-from-inside-another-stolen-car.html 16 comments nottheonion
- On-duty detective mugged while investigating homicide, police say https://cwbchicago.com/2021/02/on-duty-detective-mugged-while-investigating-homicide-police-say.html 7 comments nottheonion
- Man stole tow truck, then called 911 to complain because victim pulled a gun on him, prosecutors say | CWB Chicago https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/man-stole-tow-truck-then-called-911-to-complain-because-victim-pulled-a-gun-on-him-prosecutors-say.html 10 comments nottheonion
- California man lived inside O’Hare Airport security zone for 3 months — because he was afraid to fly during COVID, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/california-man-lived-inside-ohare-airport-security-zone-for-3-months-because-he-was-afraid-to-fly-during-covid-prosecutors-say.html 2660 comments nottheonion
- Man stole tow truck, then called 911 to complain because victim pulled a gun on him, prosecutors say | CWB Chicago https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/man-stole-tow-truck-then-called-911-to-complain-because-victim-pulled-a-gun-on-him-prosecutors-say.html 49 comments nottheonion
- Dumb: Serial carjacker abandons vehicle after 100 feet — because he can’t drive a stick shift, prosecutors say https://cwbchicago.com/2020/12/dumb-serial-carjacker-abandons-vehicle-after-100-feet-because-he-cant-drive-a-stick-shift-prosecutors-say.html 20 comments nottheonion
- Police oversight worker arrested for Macy’s looting — then released https://cwbchicago.com/2020/12/police-oversight-worker-arrested-for-macys-looting-then-released.html 3 comments nottheonion
- “You’re a racist and you ain’t gonna do sh*t,” man allegedly says while robbing 14-year-old of his bike https://cwbchicago.com/2020/08/youre-a-racist-and-you-aint-gonna-do-sht-man-allegedly-says-while-robbing-14-year-old-of-his-bike.html 39 comments nottheonion
- Cops recover stolen SUV on Northwest Side — then, another thief steals it from the police station https://cwbchicago.com/2020/07/cops-recover-stolen-suv-on-northwest-side-then-another-thief-steals-it-from-the-police-station.html 4 comments nottheonion
- “Booze-O The Clown”: Off-duty cop charged with battering officer in Boystown on Halloween night https://cwbchicago.com/2019/11/booze-o-the-clown-off-duty-cop-charged-with-battering-officer-in-boystown-on-halloween-night.html 3 comments nottheonion
- Anonymous prosecutor criticizes Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx in the aftermath of the Jussie Smollet debacle https://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/04/prosecutor-in-foxxs-office-speaks-out.html?m=1 13 comments law
- Prosecutor in Foxx's office speaks out: Criticism "is not an attack on Ms Foxx’s race, it is an attack on her ethics and her efficacy as State’s Attorney" https://www.cwbchicago.com/2019/04/prosecutor-in-foxxs-office-speaks-out.html 15 comments moderatepolitics
- Court Recommends Electronic Monitoring For Woman Accused Of Escaping Electronic Monitoring http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/07/court-recommends-electronic-monitoring.html 387 comments nottheonion
- Loop: Sexual Assault Suspect Tells Cops "That's her! That's the one I got!" As Victim Arrives To Identify Him http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/05/loop-sexual-assault-suspect-tells-cops.html 157 comments nottheonion
- Loop: Sexual Assault Suspect Tells Cops "That's her! That's the one I got!" As Victim Arrives To Identify Him http://www.cwbchicago.com/2018/05/loop-sexual-assault-suspect-tells-cops.html?m=1 4 comments nottheonion
- Burglar Busted When He Stops To Masturbate http://www.cwbchicago.com/2017/08/wicker-park-burglar-busted-when-he.html?m=1 123 comments nottheonion
- Cops: Lakeview Man Put Poop Under Noisy Neighbor's Door 'Cuz Urine Didn't Quiet Them Down—"I Had To Step It Up" http://www.cwbchicago.com/2017/04/cops-lakeview-man-put-poop-under-noisy.html 14 comments nottheonion
- Man accused of sticking hand up sleeping teen's butt at Belmont CTA station http://www.cwbchicago.com/2016/07/man-accused-of-sticking-hand-up.html 3 comments nottheonion