- An English bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his owner’s testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter ... https://www.couriermail.com.au/feature/seamless-boarding-experience-reaps-rewards/news-story/b0743bd323b4c9eeecdce1844df07ba7 4 comments nottheonion
- Church billboard brings town to knees https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/gold-coast-church-removes-xrated-sign/news-story/f10cc4ca910169ab5bfb0686923c93d9 5 comments nottheonion
- Mourn-and-go: This company has launched a drive-through funeral service http://www.couriermail.com.au/lifestyle/mournandgo-this-company-has-launched-a-drivethrough-funeral-service/news-story/6db175c57358bf88a1a2411775228ec9 4 comments nottheonion
- Acid attacks in London on the rise http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/what-can-be-done-to-stop-the-terrifying-spread-of-acid-attacks-in-london/news-story/8fdeaeea94f4623bfe3e78c7093c752c 24 comments worldnews
- Mother begs jogger to stop defecating on her lawn http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/mother-begs-jogger-to-stop-defecating-on-her-lawn/news-story/1346049e9759b5d0c71bbcddb46a7dc1 3 comments nottheonion
- Australians destroy or lose more than 1000 smartphones every day, costing millions of dollars http://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/smartphones/australians-destroy-or-lose-more-than-1000-smartphones-every-day-costing-millions-of-dollars/news-story/c3af4ab5b2ab177ab3c189ced49c37f4 3 comments technology
- AU: Police Officer attempts to stab entire family to death. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/crime-and-justice/a-former-queensland-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-attempted-murder-of-wife-two-children/news-story/2d46fa04b9088d54f267088e61038682 17 comments worldnews
- Donald Trump: Price will come way down on Mexican border wall plan http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/russia-considering-handing-edward-snowden-to-the-us-as-a-gift-to-donald-trump/news-story/b071124cf3e97d41480518974982897d 21 comments politics
- Donald Trump furious over ‘bathrobe’ expose http://www.couriermail.com.au/business/work/donald-trump-furious-over-bathrobe-expose/news-story/a0cdb4e8224c4e9fbb06a24f303aff0e 493 comments politics
- Taliban release video of American and Australian hostages that were kidnapped 5 months ago in Afghanistan http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/taliban-show-video-of-australian-hostage/news-story/df3ba8cf7a1199f8408b8f7e79356780?nk=62f43c5fb4c5f94c8708777b190a2d9a-1484168526 33 comments worldnews
- Brisbane woman pays $500 to save her $12 goldfish http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/brisbane-woman-pays-500-to-save-her-12-goldfish/news-story/6305dc85ef4ee3f51ad47560abdf953e 20 comments nottheonion
- Brisbane sign Danish midfielder Thomas Kristensen http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/football/a-league/teams/brisbane/brisbane-roar-strengthen-squad-with-signing-of-danish-international-thomas-kristensen/news-story/c3bb488f40eef6790be09b04463423bd 8 comments soccer
- Refused asylum-seeker commits double murder in a Swedish Ikea. http://www.couriermail.com.au/lifestyle/ikea-murders-in-sweden-and-the-refugee-backlash/story-fnixw28g-1227552740153 19 comments worldnews
- Never-before-seen footage reveals Russian-backed rebels arriving at the wreckage of MH17 http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/never-before-seen-footage-reveals-russian-backed-rebels-arriving-at-the-wreckage-of-mh17/story-fnn8dlfs-1227445006740 131 comments europe
- Facebook recommended victim Kevin Kantor become friends with his rapist http://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/facebook-recommended-victim-kevin-kantor-become-friends-with-his-rapist/story-fnjwnzam-1227338844550 42 comments nottheonion
- An Australian paediatrician who appeared in an ISIS video had applied to work for Doctors Without Borders http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/isis-doctor-from-brisbane-previously-applied-to-join-doctors-without-borders/story-fnihsrf2-1227323768543 59 comments worldnews
- A MAN is to appear in court on 17 charges of sexually and indecently assaulting boys in Sydney's eastern suburbs between 1984 and 1992. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/historic-child-sex-charges-for-sydney-man/story-fnihsfrf-1227296403720 6 comments worldnews
- Daniel Ricciardo discusses music, the racing calendar and Seb Vettel in enlightening Q&A http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/daniel-ricciardo-discusses-music-the-racing-calendar-and-seb-vettel-in-enlightening-qa/story-fnia3gmj-1227250866289 8 comments formula1
- Australian ISP's plan to establish a 'Three-strike' Anti piracy scheme which could lead to internet users getting sued by Hollywood http://m.couriermail.com.au/technology/anti-piracy-scheme-could-lead-to-fines-legal-threats-high-internet-bills/story-fnjwnvry-1227240298973?utm_content=socialflow&utm_campaign=editorialsf&utm_source=couriermail&utm_medium=facebook 17 comments worldnews
- Bomb threat shuts Paris Gare de l’Est train station http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/bomb-threat-shuts-paris-gare-de-lest-train-station/story-fnihsmjt-1227187560086 7 comments worldnews
- Susan Mellen declared factually innocent after spending 17 years wrongfully locked up http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/susan-mellen-declared-factually-innocent-after-spending-17-years-wrongfully-locked-up/story-fnihsmjt-1227131808440 7 comments worldnews
- Angela Merkel has been pictured sharing a beer with locals at a Brisbane pub http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/g20-brisbane-german-chancellor-angela-merkel-pictured-at-caxton-street-pub-on-first-g20-night/story-fnmd7bxx-1227123846747?nk=be5377a487e0494f4d8583f0f1c0311a 84 comments europe
- Russian media releases satellite image claiming to show MH17 shot down by Ukrainian fighter jet http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/russian-media-releases-satellite-image-claiming-to-show-mh17-shot-down-by-ukrainian-fighter-jet/story-fniztvng-1227123846130 256 comments worldnews
- Putting a woman in a headlock ‘sometimes justified’, says Australian senator http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/putting-a-woman-in-a-headlock-sometimes-justified-cory-bernardi-tells-domestic-violence-inquiry/story-fnn8dlfs-1227115178445 19 comments worldnews
- Australian man in isolation after returning from The Congo, may have contracted Ebola Virus. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/a-seriously-ill-gold-coast-man-will-be-isolated-and-assessed-for-ebola-virus-after-returning-from-africa-two-days-ago/story-fnihslxi-1227054781666 3 comments worldnews
- Users complain ‘Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul ad is switching on Xbox One http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/users-complain-breaking-bads-aaron-paul-ad-is-switching-on-xbox-one/story-fnihm6nt-1226954049166 183 comments nottheonion
- Cyclone Ita strengthens to category 4 as it heads towards north east Australia. http://m.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/cyclone-ita-strengthens-as-it-heads-towards-north-queensland-coast/story-fnkt21jb-1226879308083 3 comments worldnews
- Queensland cyclists to get 1m minimum passing distance on roads under proposed law (x-post from r/ausbike) http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/queensland-cyclists-to-get-1m-clearance-on-roads-permission-to-ride-without-helmets-under-proposed-laws/story-fnihsrf2-1226770826919 3 comments bicycling
- Aussie billionaire happy to twerk for votes,then gets pissy and says it's all corrupt anyway. "Declare me the winner or I'll sue" http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/special-features/clive-palmer-says-he-won8217t-win-fairfax-because-8216australian-electoral-system-is-corrupt8217/story-fnho52jo-1226715514962?utm_source=couriermail&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=engagement 5 comments worldnews
- Kevin07 Back In http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/special-features/labor-leadership-live-kevin-rudd-returns-julia-gillard-loses-support-of-partyroom/story-fnho52jo-1226669921693 3 comments politics
- 1000-year-old African coins found on island off Northern Territory coast could rewrite Australian history http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/technology/coins-found-in-northern-territory-may-rewrite-australian-history/story-fn5kftjr-1226646189425 42 comments history
- Sea 'too loud' among complaints from cruise ship passengers http://www.couriermail.com.au/travel/news/sea-too-loud-for-cruise-passenger/story-e6freqwo-1226610020136 221 comments nottheonion
- Non-muslim teachers at Islamic College forced to wear hijab or lose their jobs http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/teachers-at-islamic-college-of-south-australias-west-croydon-campus-ordered-to-wear-hijab-or-face-sack/story-e6freon6-1226575723406 38 comments worldnews
- Plans for new bike paths axed in favour of more lanes on Highway http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/labors-plan-for-bike-paths-linking-richlands-and-springfield-ditched-by-lnp-for-new-lanes-on-centenary-highway/comments-e6freon6-1226492772175 14 comments bicycling
- Doctors use experimental techniques to heal wounded soldiers. Surgeons rebuild wounded soldiers. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/technology/doctors-use-experimental-techniques-to-heal-wounded-soldiers/story-fn5kftjr-1226470648580 4 comments science
- Thousands of black killer rats have taken over the tourist hotspot of Lord Howe Island, forcing the federal and state governments to embark on a $9 million aerial bombing program to save the island's rare wildlife. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/bombs-to-fight-the-killer-rats/story-e6frep26-1226426042276 19 comments worldnews
- Parents protest against proposed apartment block because pedophiles could watch children from balconies. Wtf. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/national/parents-fear-sex-fiends-on-balcony-in-dundas/story-e6freooo-1226322322206 10 comments worldnews
- Japan: Mission to drop water from a helicopter into the reactor to cool it down has been aborted, due to the high radiation in the area. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/japan-earthquake-new-explosion-rocks-fukushima-nuclear-power-plant/story-e6freon6-1226021415043 14 comments worldnews
- Qantas suing Rolls-Royce after it makes new rules on it's engines that drops the capacity of Airbus A380 passengers from 450 to 80. http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/qantas-court-blast-over-rolls-royce-engine-rules/story-e6freon6-1225965529280 7 comments reddit.com
- This kid will need therapy for a long time and will probably never own another pet. http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/boy-donates-pet-turtle-to-zoo-watches-it-be-eaten-alive-by-alligator/story-e6frep26-1225938547853 6 comments reddit.com