• Parks Department Employee Slaps Co-worker with dildo on the job https://www.brooklynpaper.com/dildo-slap-parks-department-brooklyn/ 5 comments 3/10/2020 nottheonion
• Not a shot! Anti-vax movement prompts Brooklynites to withhold inoculations from their pets http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/40/31/all-pet-anti-vaccination-movement-2017-08-04-bk.html 10 comments 2/8/2017 politics
• Not a shot! Anti-vax movement prompts Brooklynites to withhold inoculations from their pets http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/40/31/all-pet-anti-vaccination-movement-2017-08-04-bk.html 33 comments 1/8/2017 nottheonion
• Man punches woman in the face after argument about Trump at Boerum Hill bistro http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/39/47/dtg-trump-attack-bar-tabac-2016-11-18-bk.html 10 comments 15/11/2016 politics
• Good taste in books: Butcher writes recipes inspired by great literature http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/38/33/24-yummy-book-food-2015-08-14-bk.html 4 comments 25/8/2015 books
• Illuminati to hold recruitment dance party in Williamsburg http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/38/16/24-illuminati-dance-party-2015-04-17-bk.html 3 comments 20/4/2015 nottheonion
• Cement truck topples over in W’burg, bystander scoops cement into pothole http://brooklynpaper.com/stories/38/12/dtg-cement-truck-flips-2015-03-20-bk_38_12.html 7 comments 18/3/2015 nottheonion
• Wee willies: Smallest-penis contest returns to Bushwick http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/37/24/24-small-penis-short-story-2014-06-13-bk_37_24.html 42 comments 13/6/2014 nottheonion
• Earl "The Pearl" Monroe once smoked angel dust at Bubba Smith's house and other surprising stories. http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/36/16/24_earlthepearlstories_2013_04_19_2013_bk.html 7 comments 10/5/2013 nba
• Coming home late? Take your hike with a guy on a bike. http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/35/51/dtg_brooklynbikepatrol_2012_12_14_bk.html 5 comments 18/12/2012 bicycling
• Call a gynecologist! The Vagina Tree has been snapped! http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/35/dtg_vaginatree_2011_9_2_bk.html 3 comments 31/8/2011 reddit.com
• Rudy Giuliani takes in minor league baseball game between two New York teams. Asked one question, "which team would he be rooting for?" Guess his answer. Go ahead, guess http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/34/cyc_giuliani_2010_08_27_bk.html 6 comments 25/8/2010 politics
• Anti-bike vigilante is super-gluing locks in NYC http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/33/dtg_bikecrusader_2010_08_13_bk.html 108 comments 12/8/2010 bicycling
• "If they build a mosque there, I’m going to bomb the mosque,' said one outraged resident who lives across the street between East 28th and East 29th. The resident, who refused to give his name, identified himself as a former Israeli soldier who had lived on Voorhies Avenue for eight years." http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/27/bn_tt_baypeoplemosquerally_2010_07_02_bk.html 63 comments 29/6/2010 politics
• New York City removes a bike lane; cyclists take matters into their own hands, repaint the bike lane themselves under cover of darkness! http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/32/49/32_49_sj_bedford_bike_lane_update.html 4 comments 9/12/2009 politics
• A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk. http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/30/40/30_40graffitigirl.html 65 comments 16/10/2007 reddit.com