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- Facebook Reminds Publishers That It Is in Complete Control of Their Livelihood http://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-sends-warm-reminder-publishers-complete-control-livelihood/ 21 comments
- America Decides To Cancel Election And Just Draft That Argentinian Guy For President https://babylonbee.com/news/america-decides-to-cancel-election-and-just-draft-that-argentinian-guy-for-president 2 comments goldandblack
- Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency | Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/selena-gomez-explains-to-taylor-swift-how-the-federal-reserve-creates-boom-and-bust-cycles-through-manipulation-of-interest-rates-and-fiat-currency 2 comments goldandblack
- New 'Real Conservative Men' Calendar Features 12 Pictures Of Fully Clothed Thomas Massie Posing With Constitution | Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/new-real-conservative-men-calendar-features-12-pictures-of-fully-clothed-thomas-massie-posing-with-constitution 2 comments goldandblack
- Report: Crypto Is A Scam! UPDATE: We Were Wrong, Everyone Buy Crypto! UPDATE: Oops, Crypto Is A Scam! UPDATE: Well, Maybe It’s Not A Scam Now https://babylonbee.com/news/report-crypto-is-a-scam-update-we-were-wrong-everyone-buy-crypto-update-oops-crypto-is-a-scam-update-no-maybe-its-not-a-scam 47 comments cryptocurrency
- 10 More Taxes The Government Should Pause Forever | The Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-taxes-the-government-should-cancel-forever 10 comments goldandblack
- Winnie The Pooh Has Rifle Confiscated After Congress Passes ‘Red Flag’ Law | The Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/winnie-the-pooh-has-rifle-confiscated-after-congress-passes-red-flag-law 5 comments goldandblack
- Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15 | The Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15 13 comments goldandblack
- Democrats Call For Immediate Regulation Of Big Tech | The Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-immediate-regulation-of-big-tech 13 comments goldandblack
- Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis 30 comments goldandblack
- Uyghurs In Chinese Concentration Camps Fly Ukrainian Flag So People Will Start Caring About Them | The Babylon Bee https://babylonbee.com/news/uyghurs-in-chinese-concentration-camps-fly-ukrainian-flag-so-people-will-pay-attention-to-them 38 comments goldandblack
- Due To Inflation, Panhandlers Now Only Accepting $100 Bills https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-inflation-panhandlers-now-only-accepting-100-bills?fbclid=IwAR2LYNsOpDwhBMNctMwhrl68GJDdty44nMH4ZV4qkl-P-9TBJyXEGCbIs2A 32 comments cryptocurrency
- [deleted by user] https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarians-propose-controversial-new-do-whatever-you-want-mandate 2 comments goldandblack
- Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-proposes-tax-on-coins-you-acquire-in-mario 46 comments cryptocurrency
- Deranged Conspiracy Theorists Worried Leaders May Build A New World Order After Leaders Say They're Building A New World Order https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-conspiracy-theorists-worried-world-leaders-may-build-a-new-world-order-after-world-leaders-say-theyre-building-a-new-world-order 24 comments goldandblack
- Donald Trump Is The Babylon Bee's Christian Of The Year 2020 https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-is-the-babylon-bees-christian-of-the-year-2020 55 comments moderatepolitics
- Walmart Thanks Government For Completely Obliterating Their Small Business Competition https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-thanks-government-for-completely-obliterating-their-small-business-competition/ 22 comments moderatepolitics
- [Satire] Astros fire trash can responsible for sign stealing scandal https://babylonbee.com/news/astros-fire-trash-can-responsible-for-sign-stealing-scandal 5 comments baseball
- [Babylon Bee] MLB Investigating Allegations That Los Angeles Angels Called For Divine Assistance To Win Pennant In The '90s https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-investigating-allegations-that-angels-used-divine-assistance-to-win-pennant-in-the-1990s 177 comments baseball
- Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record 5 comments sports
- Joe Buck accidentally unmuted during game 2 of the World Series (Babylon Bee satire) https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-apologizes-after-accidentally-unmuting-joe-buck 84 comments baseball
- [Babylon Bee] Seattle Mariners Fans Unsure Why Some Teams Still Playing Baseball In October https://babylonbee.com/news/seattle-mariners-unsure-why-teams-still-playing-baseball-in-october 128 comments baseball
- [Babylon Bee] MLB To Speed Up Games By Replacing Umpires With Bears https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-to-make-games-more-exciting-with-bear-umpires 38 comments baseball
- Lebron James says Rosa Parks Bus Protest could have waited a week (*Satire*) https://babylonbee.com/news/lebron-james-says-rosa-parkss-bus-protest-could-have-waited-a-week 8 comments nba
- Oppressed Chinese Citizens Apologize To NBA Players For Disrupting Their Difficult Week https://babylonbee.com/news/oppressed-chinese-citizens-apologize-to-nba-players-for-disrupting-their-difficult-week 4 comments sports
- President Xi Makes NBA All-Star Team https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-makes-nba-all-star-team 4 comments nba
- Tough Housing Market Forces More Millennials To Live In Van Down By The River https://babylonbee.com/news/tough-housing-market-forces-more-millennials-to-live-in-van-down-by-the-river 27 comments economy
- Oakland Raiders To Skip Customary Super Bowl Champions' Visit To White House https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-raiders-confirm-they-will-not-be-making-customary-super-bowl-winner-visit-to-white-house 19 comments nfl
- Civilizations and cultures that drank/still drink beer instead of water https://babylonbee.com/news/bottle-of-welchs-grape-juice-discovered-near-site-of-last-supper 14 comments history
- Disappointed soldier was looking forward to hanging out in Syria for another 20, 30 years. https://babylonbee.com/news/disappointed-soldier-was-looking-forward-to-hanging-out-in-syria-for-another-20-30-years 46 comments army
- Steph Curry Questions Whether Michael Jordan Actually Went to Space to Help Bugs Bunny Win a Basketball Game https://babylonbee.com/news/steph-curry-questions-whether-michael-jordan-actually-went-to-space-to-help-bugs-bunny-win-a-basketball-game 3 comments nba
- Bernie Sanders Asks Nation To Please Stop Mailing Him Books On Economics https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-asks-nation-to-please-stop-mailing-him-books-on-economics/ 3 comments economy
- A Bad Sign? New National Security Adviser John Bolton Just Arrived To The White House Wearing A Full Set Of T-51 Power Armor. http://babylonbee.com/news/a-bad-sign-new-national-security-adviser-john-bolton-just-arrived-to-the-white-house-wearing-a-full-set-of-t-51-power-armor/ 29 comments army
- Nation Begins To Wonder If Allowing Huge Tech Companies To Surveil Them 24/7 Might Be Bad Idea http://babylonbee.com/news/nation-begins-to-wonder-if-allowing-huge-tech-companies-to-surveil-them-24-7-might-be-bad-idea/ 38 comments technology
- Amazing! It Took A Few Years, But Tebowing Has Finally Taken Over The NFL http://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-took-years-tebowing-finally-taken-nfl/ 147 comments sports
- Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Another Long Day Of Deciding What People Should Believe http://babylonbee.com/news/mark-zuckerberg-finishes-another-long-day-deciding-people-believe/ 3 comments technology
- Americans Scramble To Blame Obama For Everything While They Still Can http://babylonbee.com/news/americans-scramble-blame-obama-everything-still-can/ 3 comments politics
- Second Coming Of Christ Scheduled For Game 7 Of Cubs-Indians World Series http://babylonbee.com/news/second-coming-christ-scheduled-game-7-cubs-indians-world-series/ 3 comments sports
- Tim Tebow Called Out On Strikes, Turns And Heals Umpire Of Blindness http://babylonbee.com/news/tim-tebow-called-strikes-turns-heals-umpire-blindness/ 7 comments sports
- Church Mistakenly Employs Homeless Musician For Three Years Thinking He Was New Youth Pastor http://babylonbee.com/news/church-mistakenly-employs-homeless-musician-for-three-years-think-he-was-new-youth-pastor/ 3 comments nottheonion