- The FBI maintains an 83-page glossary of Internet slang. And it is hilariously, frighteningly out of touch. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/06/17/the-fbi-maintains-an-83-page-glossary-of-internet-slang-and-it-is-hilariously-frighteningly-out-of-touch/ 463 comments nottheonion