• Why Do Hipsters Steal Stuff? https://www.gwern.net/LARPing 13 comments 2/8/2022
• Ransomware gangs are complaining that other crooks are stealing their ransoms https://www.zdnet.com/article/these-ransomware-crooks-are-complaining-they-are-getting-ripped-off-by-other-ransomware-crooks/ 108 comments 2/10/2021
• New material steals oxygen from the air (2014) https://phys.org/news/2014-09-material-oxygen-air.html 2 comments 4/10/2020

• Stealing Secrets from Developers using Websockets https://medium.com/@stestagg/stealing-secrets-from-developers-using-websockets-254f98d577a0 2 comments 26/5/2020 security , web

• Grinch Steals Nifty’s Holiday Cheer https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-27/india-market-buzz-grinch-steals-nifty-s-holiday-cheer 2 comments 27/12/2024 india
• New Jersey banned plastic bags. So, people are stealing grocery store shopping baskets https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/08/30/nj-plastic-bag-ban-supermarket-shopping-baskets/7937733001/ 139 comments 31/8/2022 nottheonion
• “You Wouldn’t Steal…” Research Shows Why Many Anti-Piracy Messages Fail https://torrentfreak.com/you-wouldnt-steal-research-shows-why-many-anti-piracy-messages-fail-220730/ 1588 comments 1/8/2022 science
• A company called Meta is suing Meta, accusing the tech giant of stealing its name for its metaverse rebrand https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-sued-by-vr-company-called-meta-trademark-infringement-2022-7 148 comments 20/7/2022 technology
• [Highlight] Beverly with the steal to seal the win https://streamable.com/yavgi2 71 comments 13/4/2022 nba
• Michael Avenatti Is Found Guilty of Stealing From Stormy Daniels https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/04/nyregion/michael-avenatti-stormy-daniels-verdict.html 3 comments 4/2/2022 politics
• Angels make double play after Kemp overshoots while stealing 2nd https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/forge/2021/2021-05/29/e9e74aed-5778548a-feede07a-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000k.mp4 9 comments 30/5/2021 baseball
• Former Klamath Falls officer accused of stealing meth, fentanyl from evidence locker and overdosing in police cruiser https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2021/05/former-klamath-falls-officer-indicted-accused-of-stealing-meth-fentanyl-from-evidence-locker-and-overdosing-in-police-cruiser.html 5 comments 27/5/2021 nottheonion
• [Highlight] Matisse Thybulle blocks and steals it from Hachimura on the same possession https://streamable.com/c0faka 46 comments 27/5/2021 nba
• Jewish Settlers Steal Olive Harvesting Material in West Bank https://www.palestinechronicle.com/jewish-settlers-steal-olive-harvesting-material-in-west-bank/ 51 comments 29/10/2020 worldnews
• Man charged after breaking into parent’s home, stealing meatballs https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/man-charged-after-breaking-into-parents-home-stealing-meatballs/ 7 comments 27/3/2020 nottheonion
• Andre Drummond is the only player in NBA history to average 20 points, 20 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals per 100 possessions across their first 8 NBA season (minimum 15 minutes/game) https://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=combined&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&per_poss_base=100&season_start=1&season_end=8&lg_id=NBA&age_min=0&age_max=99&is_playoffs=N&height_min=0&height_max=99&birth_country_is=Y&as_comp=gt&as_val=0&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&c1stat=pts_per_poss&c1comp=gt&c1val=20&c2stat=trb_per_poss&c2comp=gt&c2val=20&c3stat=stl_per_poss&c3comp=gt&c3val=2&c4stat=blk_per_poss&c4comp=gt&c4val=2&c5stat=mp&c5comp=gt&c5val=15&c6stat=g&order_by=ws 41 comments 13/2/2020 nba
• Andre Drummond finishes his Pistons career as the only player in franchise history to record 8000 points, 8000 rebounds, 800 blocks and 800 steals; he did all of this in only 7 and a half seasons https://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=combined&type=totals&per_minute_base=36&per_poss_base=100&season_start=1&season_end=-1&lg_id=NBA&age_min=0&age_max=99&is_playoffs=N&height_min=0&height_max=99&franch_id=DET&birth_country_is=Y&as_comp=gt&as_val=0&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&c1stat=pts&c1comp=gt&c1val=8000&c2stat=trb&c2comp=gt&c2val=8000&c3stat=blk&c3comp=gt&c3val=800&c4stat=stl&c4comp=gt&c4val=800&order_by=ws 297 comments 6/2/2020 nba
• Mattie Thybulle is only the 3rd 76ers player ever to record 50 steals and 30 blocks in their first 35 NBA games, joining Ben Simmons and Nerlens Noel. Through their first 35 games, Simmons had played 1,258 minutes and Noel had played 1,060 minutes; Thybulle has only played 658 minutes this season. https://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/pgl_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&year_min=1947&year_max=2020&is_playoffs=N&age_min=0&age_max=99&game_num_type=career&game_num_min=1&game_num_max=35&season_start=1&season_end=-1&pos_is_g=Y&pos_is_gf=Y&pos_is_f=Y&pos_is_fg=Y&pos_is_fc=Y&pos_is_c=Y&pos_is_cf=Y&c1stat=stl&c1comp=gt&c1val=50&c2stat=blk&c2comp=gt&c2val=30&order_by=mp&order_by_asc=Y 5 comments 18/1/2020 nba
• Interesting insight into the strategy of how sign stealing is relayed and defended. The game within the game. (from 2013) https://www.mlb.com/video/the-art-of-stealing-signs/c-30516401 4 comments 14/10/2019 baseball
• Missing prison food, man steals bike to return to jail https://m.timesofindia.com/india/missing-prison-food-man-steals-bike-to-return-to-jail/articleshow/70184130.cms 23 comments 12/7/2019 nottheonion
• Venezuelan criminals curse economic crisis, complain that bullets are unaffordable, people have no money to steal https://www.foxnews.com/world/venezuelan-criminals-economic-crisis-bullets-money 4 comments 29/5/2019 worldnews
• Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say https://www.wbay.com/content/news/woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-walmart-police-say-508512171.html 6 comments 13/4/2019 nottheonion
• Indian Used Facebook To Steal $800,000 From 400 People In US, Arrested. https://www.ndtv.com/indians-abroad/indian-kishore-babu-ammisetti-used-facebook-to-steal-800-000-from-400-people-in-us-arrested-1986236 7 comments 1/2/2019 india
• John Collins skies for the put back slam! Deandre Bembry also steals the inbound for a buzzer beating three! https://streamable.com/w0ubg 15 comments 30/12/2018 nba
• D'Angelo Russell Is Averaging 21/4/6 With 1.6 Steals Per Game Since Caris LeVert's Injury https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/a4fdi1/dangelo_russell_is_averaging_2146_with_16_steals/ 51 comments 8/12/2018 nba
• Orioles perfectly execute the 2nd, home double steal as catcher Sisco steals home standing https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2018/05/12/2035190683/1526154400433/asset_2500k.mp4 17 comments 12/5/2018 baseball
• In his last 15 games, Caris LeVert is averaging 15 points, 4 rebounds, 6 assists, and 1.3 steals on 49% from the field and 47% from 3. https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7nnulj/in_his_last_15_games_caris_levert_is_averaging_15/ 42 comments 2/1/2018 nba
• Couple Accused of Using Lowes Website Flaw to Steal Expensive Goods https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/couple-accused-of-using-lowes-website-flaw-to-steal-expensive-goods/ 7 comments 20/8/2017 netsec
• LeBron James is currently top 10 in the 2017 playoffs in all five major statistical categories: 34.2 points per game (2nd), 9.2 rebounds (10th), 7.3 assists (7th), 2.7 steals (2nd), 1.8 blocks (8th) https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/69akje/lebron_james_is_currently_top_10_in_the_2017/ 36 comments 4/5/2017 nba
• Police: Man steals cell phone from 4-year-old, texts ‘LMAO’ to her father http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/35021673/police-man-steals-cell-phone-from-4-year-old-texts-lmao-to-her-father 5 comments 29/3/2017 nottheonion
• Gang of African youths steal and bash people in St Kilda beach http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/up-to-30-people-involved-in-st-kilda-beach-brawl-20161213-gt9wg0.html 10 comments 14/12/2016 worldnews
• Is there any way I can prevent my parents from stealing my identity? https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/5i1v2o/is_there_any_way_i_can_prevent_my_parents_from/ 48 comments 13/12/2016 personalfinance
• Madonna steals parking with fake sign in New York http://www.channel24.co.za/gossip/news/madonna-steals-parking-with-fake-sign-in-new-york-20160324 29 comments 28/3/2016 nottheonion
• Thieves steal car, drop boy off at school in Norfolk http://www.pilotonline.com/news/local/crime/thieves-steal-car-drop-boy-off-at-school-in-norfolk/article_642e8329-7cdd-5a73-b151-06c560020047.html 3 comments 18/11/2015 nottheonion
• Bandits in Guinea steal suspected Ebola blood http://news.yahoo.com/bandits-guinea-steal-suspected-ebola-blood-105816420.html 6 comments 23/11/2014 nottheonion
• Armed robbers steal $467M in diamonds from Brussels airport. http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/19/us-brussels-robbery-idusbre91i08g20130219 13 comments 19/2/2013 worldnews
• Cleaning lady steals train and crashes into house http://www.thelocal.se/45616/20130115/#.upumm6hjmcw 235 comments 15/1/2013 worldnews
• How to steal a 2011 Ducati... http://www.laresblog.com/2011/04/why-cant-i-just-buy-motorcycle-without.html 3 comments 15/4/2011 reddit.com
• Home Depot steals a man's invention and says "Let him sue us". The man does, and wins $25m! http://consumerist.com/2010/05/home-depot-called-arrogant-must-actually-pay-inventor-for-invention.html 197 comments 12/5/2010 reddit.com
• the conflict in Sudan is not racial, its about China stealing Oil http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=570307540 6 comments 11/12/2008 worldnews