- Woman claims strawberry Pop-Tarts don't have enough strawberries, sues for $5 million https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1282442 13 comments nottheonion
- Woman claims strawberry Pop-Tarts don’t have enough strawberries, sues for $5 million https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/woman-claims-strawberry-pop-tarts-don-t-have-enough-strawberries-n1282442 26 comments nottheonion
- Pop-Tarts alerts police about Illinois man who spreads mustard on his breakfast pastry http://www.fox4news.com/news/pop-tarts-alerts-police-about-illinois-man-who-spreads-mustard-on-his-breakfast-pastry 87 comments nottheonion
- Pop-Tarts alerts police about Illinois man who spreads mustard on his breakfast pastry - Story http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/dont-miss/pop-tarts-alerts-police-about-illinois-man-who-spreads-mustard-on-his-breakfast-pastry 3 comments nottheonion
- Police: Burglar ransacks office, eats Pop-Tarts http://journalstar.com/news/local/911/police-burglar-ransacks-office-eats-pop-tarts/article_d49210ce-b381-5037-89fd-96a0f546d89c.html 2 comments nottheonion
- Pop-Tart gun bill passes Senate, one step from law http://www.rgj.com/story/news/education/2015/05/22/pop-tart-gun-bill-passes-senate-one-step-law/27802001/?hootpostid=d954c389bee964508732e5aceac88eaa 3 comments nottheonion
- Nevada Considers Legalizing ‘Pop-Tart’ Guns In Schools http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/05/nevada-considers-legalizing-pop-tart-guns-in-schools/ 16 comments nottheonion
- Pop-Tart gun laws: Fighting for the right to keep and bear pastry in the U.S. http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/pop-tart-gun-laws-fighting-for-the-right-to-keep-and-bear-pastry-in-the-u-s-1.2929705 3 comments nottheonion
- Man sells cop crushed up Pop-Tart, says it's cocaine http://www.jrn.com/now-trending/man-sells-cop-crushed-up-pop-tart-says-its-cocaine-274939321.html?lc=smart 615 comments nottheonion
- Gov. Scott signs 'Pop-Tart' bill meant to curb student suspensions http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/school-zone/os-gov-scott-pop-tart-bill,0,5712491.post 8 comments nottheonion
- Florida Gov. Rick Scott Signs 'Pop-Tart' Gun Bill Into Law http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/21/scott-pop-tart_n_5518167.html 15 comments politics
- Boy Suspended Over Pop-Tart Gun Seeks to Clear School Record http://annapolis.patch.com/groups/schools/p/boy-suspended-over-poptart-gun-seeks-to-clear-school-record 221 comments nottheonion
- Kid Suspended for Pop-Tart Pistol Is Given Lifetime NRA Membership http://reason.com/blog/2013/05/31/kid-suspended-for-pop-tart-pistol-is-giv 251 comments nottheonion
- Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/05/23/2912183/mom-has-son-arrested-for-stealing.html 4 comments nottheonion
- Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches: A cheap and inexpensive source of incendiary devices http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/ 7 comments reddit.com
- [Schefter] Houston Texans claimed former Titans’ starting defensive tackle Teair Tart on waivers. https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1736860328733090220?s=46&t=BBzMEqyH9Lm2uq6lMR5Ivg 16 comments nfl
- The strawberry Pop Tart case is just one of more than 400 lawsuits he has filed https://www.npr.org/2021/10/30/1050175655/strawberry-pop-tarts-lawyer-spencer-sheehan-vanilla-lime-food-beverage 29 comments law
- [chargers] our 2020 opponents as pop tarts: a thread https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1258117091321733121?s=21 277 comments nfl
- Consumption of tart cherry juice for 12 weeks improves memory and cognition in older adults with mild-to-moderate dementia. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=26482148%5Buid%5D 13 comments science
- Impact of tart cherries polyphenols on the human gut microbiota and phenolic metabolites in vitro and in vivo https://www.genengnews.com/gen-news-highlights/for-a-healthy-gut-put-a-cherry-on-top/81256110 4 comments science
- Canadians receive long-awaited apology from person who first added raisins to butter tarts http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/canadians-receive-long-awaited-apology-from-person-who-first-added-raisins-to-butter-tarts-1.4037939 7 comments nottheonion
- Student arrested after beating child with Pop Tart https://www.clickorlando.com/news/lake-howell-student-arrested-after-beating-child-with-pop-tart-deputies-said? 3 comments nottheonion
- Tart response: A populist PM’s salty tongue http://www.economist.com/news/europe/21711076-populist-pms-salty-tongue-tart-response 5 comments europe
- Monica Lewinsky contemplated suicide after Clinton affair: "I was branded a tramp, tart, bimbo and, of course, ‘that woman’" http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/monica-lewinsky-contemplated-suicide-after-7773543#3lhgmws0baqccwpc.97 282 comments politics
- Smashed your HTC One? No problem, they'll replace it. tarting next month when new phones go on sale, HTC will replace damaged phones free of charge during its normal 12-month warranty period — no questions asked http://apnews.excite.com/article/20150318/us-tec--htc-damaged_phones-6a8ee9bcdb.html 3 comments technology
- "Pop Tart Gun" bill aimed to prevent punishment in young children http://www.newschannel10.com/story/27634667/pop-tart-gun-bill-aimed-to-prevent-punishment-in-young-children 2 comments nottheonion
- Man fired for eating jam tarts at work http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/man-fired-for-eating-jam-tarts-at-work-1.1994374 5 comments nottheonion
- Just How Big Is The iPhone 6 Plus? Pop Tart for scale. http://www.businessinsider.com/just-how-big-is-the-iphone-6-plus-heres-the-most-helpful-size-comparison-chart-yet-2014-9?&platform=bi-androidapp 3 comments technology
- Mom has Son Arrested for Eating Pop Tarts http://www.punditpress.com/2013/05/mom-has-son-arrested-for-eating-pop.html 3 comments nottheonion
- Jeet has been ported to SCSS in case any of you sassy tarts wanted to try it out :) https://github.com/corysimmons/jeet/pull/15 7 comments web_design
- 7-year-old suspended for biting Pop Tart into gun shape http://www.bizpacreview.com/2013/03/02/7-year-old-suspended-for-biting-pop-tart-into-gun-shape-53218 293 comments nottheonion
- Tart - a strongly-typed general purpose programming language http://code.google.com/p/tart/ 203 comments programming
- They eat 6-8000 calories when racing; but, when not, NO JAM TARTS FOR YOU. http://www.velonation.com/Blogs/Ben-Greenwood/ID/181/Food-Glorious-Food.aspx 19 comments bicycling
- Pop Tart Cat! http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj0wls8poh1qb9bjho1_400.gif 4 comments reddit.com
- FDA Rejects Cancer Drug, The Right tarts Screaming About Obamacare http://www.tnr.com/blog/jonathan-cohn/80868/fda-avastin-rationing-health-reform 6 comments politics
- Wal-Mart's Hypocritical Music Policy - Wal-Mart will exclusively release the new album from 16-year-old writhing, gyrating, pole-dancing, near-naked-posing pop tart Miley Cyrus. http://ostroyreport.blogspot.com/2009/08/wal-marts-hypocritical-music-policy.html 3 comments reddit.com
- Saint Paul MN cop under investigation after sneaking into zoo at night with friends to feed gorillas pop tarts http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news/cop_investigated_for_feeding_gorillas_pop_tarts_aug_24_2009 4 comments reddit.com
- Recipe for Carambola Tarts (Star Fruit) | IndeXinn Travel and Accommodations http://blog.indexinn.com/2008/09/recipe-for-carambola-tarts-star-fruit/ 2 comments reddit.com
- Rather's characterization of the network "tarting" up its newscast with anchor Katie Couric was "sexist", claims Moonves http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=d8pneq3g0&show_article=1 4 comments reddit.com
- Trekkie Tarts in Uniform (sfw) http://thegeekzine.com/?p=641 10 comments reddit.com