- Trump's 'Pants-Wetting Twitter Meltdown' Persuaded Me to Pre-Order Comey's Book, Says 91-Year-Old Ex-Congressman http://www.newsweek.com/trumps-pants-wetting-twitter-meltdown-comey-book-ex-congressman-887575 3 comments politics
- Ozzy Osbourne Admits He Used to Pee His Pants Onstage: 'I Was Wet Anyway' https://people.com/ozzy-osbourne-used-to-pee-his-pants-onstage-was-wet-anyway-8363029 31 comments nottheonion
- So you lost your pants in a downturn? See if you have lost treasure with your state's treasury (US only) https://www.usa.gov/unclaimed-money#item-37222 10 comments wallstreetbets
- 'I was bad wrong': Tennessee state lawmaker apologizes after trying to pants referee at basketball game https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/01/06/top-tennesse-lawmaker-jeremy-faison-attempted-pants-basketball-referee/9114332002/ 20 comments politics
- Lawyer drops pants after suspenders set off metal detector at Pittsburgh courthouse https://www.wkbn.com/news/pennsylvania/lawyer-drops-pants-after-suspenders-set-off-metal-detector-at-pittsburgh-courthouse/ 9 comments law
- Trump memes, jokes flood internet amid speculation he wore pants backwards during NC speech https://www.newsweek.com/trump-memes-jokes-flood-internet-amid-speculation-he-wore-pants-backwards-during-nc-speech-1597995 14 comments politics
- HC order says “holding hand of victim”, “opened zip of pant” is not sexual assault https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/holding-girls-hands-opening-pants-zip-no-sexual-assault-under-pocso-hc/article33684750.ece 3 comments india
- Yoga pants are now allowed at the commissary, and there was much rejoicing https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/11/04/yoga-pants-are-now-allowed-at-the-commissary-and-there-was-much-rejoicing/ 26 comments nottheonion
- Philadelphia mayor says Trump needs to 'put his big boy pants on' and accept defeat https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/524829-philadelphia-mayor-says-trump-needs-to-put-his-big-boy-pants-on-accept-his 46 comments politics
- Ripped my pants once in little league https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/adw9an/ripped_my_pants_once_in_little_league/ 28 comments baseball
- Why a mayor in Lebanon has dressed policewomen in hot pants https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2018/07/14/why-a-mayor-in-lebanon-has-dressed-policewomen-in-hot-pants?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/whyamayorinlebanonhasdressedpolicewomeninhotpantsthelonglegsofthelaw 7 comments worldnews
- Bill Would Ban Saggy Pants in South Carolina http://www.wltx.com/article/news/local/bill-would-ban-saggy-pants-in-south-carolina/101-521194462 73 comments politics
- Rachel Maddow closes 2017 by beating the pants off Sean Hannity https://shareblue.com/rachel-maddow-closes-2017-by-beating-the-pants-off-sean-hannity/ 7 comments politics
- Schneider describes new goalie pants (via Andrew Gross) http://www.northjersey.com/videos/sports/nhl/devils/2017/01/23/video-schneider-describes-new-goalie-pants/96958338/ 3 comments hockey
- New Goaltender Pants coming soon. Some aren't happy about it http://ingoalmag.com/slider/nhl-sets-feb-4-date-new-goaltender-pants/ 11 comments hockey
- Oopsie - I left my AirPods in my pants pocket and put them through the washing machine .. https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/5lglzz/oopsie_i_left_my_airpods_in_my_pants_pocket_and/ 8 comments apple
- PolitiFact Va.: Larry Pratt gets Pants on Fire rating for saying Obama hasn't decried killings of police - Richmond Times-Dispatch: Virginia Politics http://www.richmond.com/news/virginia/government-politics/article_fc83e274-cc46-11e6-9f3d-173cf764473b.html 22 comments politics
- Goalies getting pants’d by NHL’s new equipment rules http://sports.yahoo.com/news/goalies-getting-pantsd-by-nhls-new-equipment-rules-210321680.html 4 comments hockey
- LBJ ordering pants http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/prestapes/lbj_haggar.html 235 comments history
- Festival of Trees volunteer turned away for wearing pants http://www.sltrib.com/news/1923255-155/festival-of-trees-volunteer-turned-away 3 comments nottheonion
- Polish town bans Winnie the Pooh for not wearing pants http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/polish-town-bans-winnie-the-pooh-for-not-wearing-pants-1.2114036 10 comments worldnews
- "The Kochs stand to make around $100 billion if the government approves the Keystone XL pipeline." -- Pants on fire http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2014/nov/19/thom-hartmann/does-keystone-xl-promise-100-billion-profit-koch-b/ 35 comments politics
- Shanghai telcom store hires in-house tailor to enlarge pants pockets for iPhone 6 Plus http://shanghaiist.com/2014/10/19/shanghai_telco_hires_in-store_tailo.php 3 comments nottheonion
- Police: Woman stuffed seven lobster tails in her pants http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25768898/police-woman-stuffed-seven-lobster-tails-in-her-pants 17 comments nottheonion
- PolitiFact Rates Fox News Host's Claim 'Pants On Fire' http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/23/fox-news-punditfact-obamacare-va-system_n_5379646.html 16 comments politics
- "Under Scott Walker, Wisconsin "unemployment's up" from 4.8% to 6.2%." --PANTS ON FIRE. | PolitiFact http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2014/mar/07/mary-burke/democratic-challenger-mary-burke-says-wisconsin-un/ 11 comments politics
- As someone who dislikes open positions and tactics in general, I spent most of this game on the verge of peeing my pants. http://en.lichess.org//lvhaz2d696iq 3 comments chess
- PolitiFact | Rick Santorum repeats Romney claim that Obama is ending work requirement in welfare | PANTS ON FIRE! http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/aug/28/rick-santorum/santorum-romney-claim-obama-ending-welfare-work/ 3 comments politics
- Alabama passes Anti-saggy pants bill. http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20120216/news/120216011/-sagging-pants-bill-passes-house 4 comments politics
- I think something ate through this girls pants http://www.owned.lv/images/x3xb37b129d890bec41f93aa5858f4a1d2d.jpg 6 comments reddit.com
- 5-6-11 - No Pants Day. Days like these make me wish I was a Brit. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/472822590_480949e7bd.jpg 5 comments reddit.com
- they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0311/snoopy_snoopy_poop_dogg_991e4e93-1f29-43c4-9a8c-b403078c660f.html 4 comments politics
- Reddit: Why is the small pocket in my pants pocket only on the right side? And what's if for? http://www.misanthropytoday.com/small-pocket-inside-right-pants-pocket/ 13 comments reddit.com
- China Is Beating the Pants Off the U.S. in Clean Energy - China invested nearly twice as much money—$34.6 billion—in clean energy projects in 2009 http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/china_is_beating_the_pants_off_of_us_in_clean_energy_20100325/ 16 comments worldnews
- Think the Norwegian Curling Team's pants are garish? It gets worse. Much worse. http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-pants--dsh--regular/categories.bok 3 comments reddit.com
- Fox caught with its pants down on ABC attacks http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001852/ 11 comments reddit.com
- Mumbai: "Terrorist Tried to Pull my Pants Down to Check if I was Circumcised or not to Prove I was Muslim" http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2008/11/mumbai-terrorist-tried-to-pull-my-pants-down-to-check-if-i-was-circumcised-or-not-to-prove-i-was-mus.html 5 comments reddit.com
- Gitmo detainee lawyer drops his pants in disgust of US treatment. Contact Covington and Burling in support of this lawyer http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/07/16/to-protest-gitmo-punishment-covington-parnter-drops-trou-in-yemen/ 2 comments reddit.com
- Tomorrow, some people in Washington, D.C. Plan To Ride The Subway Without Pants http://www.nbc4.com/news/15027513/detail.html 4 comments reddit.com
- Ted Nugent: So Scared of the Draft, He Wet His Pants http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/8/27/142852/095 42 comments reddit.com
