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- I don’t need The Onion, I have China Daily https://www.guyhance.com/2019/06/i-dont-need-the-onion-i-have-china-daily/ 44 comments
- Malaysia needs to cultivate almost 1,500 ha of onions to cut import dependency by 2030 https://www.freshplaza.com/asia/article/9599204/malaysia-needs-to-cultivate-almost-1-500-ha-of-onions-to-cut-import-dependency-by-2030/ 29 comments nottheonion
- An extendable tool to Collect, Crawl and Monitor onion sites on tor network and index collected information on Elasticsearch. HELP NEEDED!! To improve it. Code based on ThreatIngestor tool. https://github.com/danieleperera/onioningestor 10 comments netsec
- New version of Tails OS (4.5) came out, supports Secure Boot so no need to mess around with BIOS. Tails is an OS that protects your anonymity online by sending all connections thru Tor. Sites see exit relay IP Address and you can browse special sites ending in .onion. Spread to as many as possible! https://tails.boum.org 6 comments linux
- Modi govt ignores Turkey’s Kashmir criticism — because India needs its onions https://theprint.in/india/modi-govt-ignores-turkeys-kashmir-criticism-because-india-needs-its-onions/329010/ 4 comments india
- Someone at the Florida Bar is chopping onions on social media and they need to stop https://twitter.com/TheFlaBar/status/1067432754613170176 51 comments law
- When an Onion gives you all the love you need on a lone valentines! https://i.redd.it/qzi9sn888ofy.jpg 21 comments india
- We don’t need potato, onion trade with India; ban Bollywood films: Hafiz Saeed to Pakistan http://zeenews.india.com/news/india/we-don-t-need-potato-onion-trade-with-india-ban-bollywood-films-hafiz-saeed-to-pakistan-govt_1908116.html 3 comments pakistan
- The Onion calls Facebook users "dipshits" for needing satire tag http://www.mediaite.com/online/the-onion-calls-facebook-users-dipshts-for-needing-satire-tags/ 36 comments nottheonion
- orWall, your new Onion Router Firewall — we need bug swatters, UI critics and so on. Works on Android 4.1.1 -> 4.4.4. Must be rooted, please read doc on website :) https://orwall.org/ 8 comments privacy
- Not an Onion. Q: Mr. Putin, I've got a car and pay a road tax but there are no roads in our village. Putin: Why do you need a car then? It's some kind of a provocation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RY4exvrno 221 comments europe
- Need some honest onions on my new personal site http://morgester.com/ 50 comments webdev
- Little guy helps his special needs teammate score a goal (Warning: Onions may be cut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDix4ne8a8 70 comments hockey
- The Onion on the World Series: Detroit can't afford to get swept because their economy needs three more home playoff games to survive the winter http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-series-2012-tigers-vs-giants,30086/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialmarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default 15 comments baseball
- The Onion: Broncos Calling Teams To See If They Need Anyone Who Can't Play Quarterback http://www.theonion.com/articles/broncos-calling-teams-to-see-if-they-need-anyone-w,27673/ 6 comments sports
- Broncos Calling Teams To See If They Need Anyone Who Can't Play Quarterback (The Onion) https://twitter.com/#!/onionsports/status/181808518083522560 13 comments nfl
- The Onion, October 24, 2008 - Ron Paul Promises To Return When Country Needs Him Most http://www.theonion.com/articles/ron-paul-promises-to-return-when-country-needs-him,6418/ 7 comments politics
- Sometimes even in /r/technology we need to have happy submissions. Watch a woman hear for the first time in her life. (who is cutting onions in here?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsOo3jzkhYA 39 comments technology
- For the first time in the human history, "Need", "Comfort" & "Luxury" are being sold at same price. In India! Onions Rs.65, Petrol Rs.65, Beer Rs.65. http://twitter.com/mansibabe/status/27600904676966401 34 comments india
- Man Already Knows Everything He Needs to Know About Muslims [The Onion] http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-already-knows-everything-he-needs-to-know-abou,17990/ 13 comments reddit.com
- Not the Onion: "A 'teacher' told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish!" a third complains. "And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story." http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/25/ar2010052504396.html?wpisrc=nl_cuzhead 5 comments politics
- How is this not an Onion article? Ok, yes I know we need a "How is this not an Onion" subreddit, but whatevs http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090210/ap_on_bi_ge/kfc_secret 6 comments reddit.com
- The Onion needs to stop linking to partner sites. I read this entire article looking for a punchline. It never came. http://www.cnn.com/2008/us/12/09/military.jet.crash/index.html?eref=onion 2 comments reddit.com
- No Not The Onion: Dude with fucking ASCOT says, "We Need To Solve The Oil Crisis--Now" http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2008/03/25/oil-prices-election-cars-oped-cx_jf_0325flint.html 2 comments reddit.com
- Poverty-Stricken Africans To Receive Desperately Needed Bibles | The Onion - America's Finest News Source http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46226 7 comments reddit.com
- Not the Onion: Google corrects mistake after Nicaragua blames site's maps for invasion. BTW we need a NTO subreddit. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/11/07/2010-11-07_google_agrees_to_correct_mistake_after_nicuaragua_blames_map_for_invading_costa_.html 4 comments reddit.com
- [The Onion] Old-School Baseball Fan Doesn’t Need Some Formula To Tell Him Which Players Have Best WAR, wOBA https://www.theonion.com/old-school-baseball-fan-doesn-t-need-some-formula-to-te-1845497661 91 comments baseball