Lobsters

Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math' https://fortune.com/2024/11/13/red-lobster-ceo-damola-adamolekun-says-endless-shrimp-is-never-coming-back/ 111 comments 16/11/2024 nottheonion

Maine GOP Congressional Candidate Compares Lobster Regulations to Child Rape: The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration "Wants to Rape You and Your Family," Republican Ed Thelander Told Rally Attendees Wednesday. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ed-thelander-lobster-regulations-rape_n_63471fcfe4b0e376dc086ce4 17 comments 14/10/2022 politics

Rare 1-in-30-million orange lobster found by Florida Red Lobster given to Ripley’s Aquarium in Myrtle Beach https://www.wbtw.com/news/grand-strand/myrtle-beach/rare-1-in-30-million-orange-lobster-found-by-florida-red-lobster-given-to-ripleys-aquarium-in-myrtle-beach/ 189 comments 13/7/2022 upliftingnews

Fossil of prehistoric lobster likened to beef jerky after discovery in Alabama creek https://www.macon.com/news/nation-world/national/article260129375.html#storylink=cpy 4 comments 7/4/2022 nottheonion

China-Australia relations: import ban on Australian copper, sugar expected after blocks on lobster, timber, barley https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/3108056/china-australia-relations-import-ban-australian-copper-sugar 156 comments 2/11/2020 worldnews

Vehicle torched, lobster pounds storing Mi'kmaw catches trashed during night of unrest in N.S. | CBC News https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/mi-kmaw-lobster-fishery-1.5761468?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar 16 comments 15/10/2020 worldnews

NFL to focus on eliminating the “lobster block” https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/07/29/nfl-to-focus-on-eliminating-the-lobster-block/ 21 comments 30/7/2019 nfl

Eovaldi treated minor leaguers to a steak and lobster dinner after his rehab appearance https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/red-sox/eovaldi-treated-minor-leaguers-steak-and-lobster-dinner-after-his-rehab-appearance 128 comments 20/7/2019 baseball

5 Lobster Tails and a $560 Bottle of Wine, at Taxpayers’ Expense, Give Macron a Headache https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/11/world/europe/francois-de-rugy-france-macron.html 36 comments 12/7/2019 europe

Red Lobster Is Giving Away Insulated Fanny Packs That Will Keep Your Cheddar Bay Biscuits Warm https://www.delish.com/food-news/a27469857/red-lobster-biscuit-fanny-pack 28 comments 17/5/2019 nottheonion

The Pentagon Blew $22 Million of Taxpayer Money on Lobster Tail Last Year https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/a3bqpa/the-pentagon-blew-dollar22-million-of-taxpayer-money-on-lobster-tail-last-year 753 comments 13/3/2019 politics

Michael Strahan invites Clemson Tigers out for lobster and caviar. https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/425598-michael-strahan-invites-clemson-tigers-out-for-lobster-after 33 comments 16/1/2019 nfl

PETA wants to erect a roadside memorial for lobsters killed in a car wreck https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/30/us/peta-lobsters-memorial-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F 6 comments 30/8/2018 nottheonion

Apple teases out over 70 new Emoji coming to iOS and Mac this fall including red hair, super heroes, and lobsters https://9to5mac.com/2018/07/16/ios-mac-apple-watch-new-emoji-2018/ 279 comments 16/7/2018 apple

Red Lobster Puts Pinch on Laura Ingraham, Pulls Out as Advertiser https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/red-lobster-puts-pinch-on-laura-ingraham-pulls-12829982.php 256 comments 12/4/2018 politics

Who has the highest single-game QBR this season? You guessed it, the Brock Lobster https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/7o7tmf/who_has_the_highest_singlegame_qbr_this_season/ 23 comments 5/1/2018 nfl

Carlos Carvalhal - "I will do my best to try and bring in the best players. I will look to the lobsters and sea bass, but if not we must buy sardines. But sometimes the sardines can win games'' http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42565478 90 comments 4/1/2018 soccer

Lobster's Pepsi 'Tattoo' Highlights Major Ocean Problem https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/11/lobster-claw-pepsi-soda-can-new-brunswick-spd/ 7 comments 1/12/2017 science

Lobster found with Pepsi logo 'tattoo' fuels fears over ocean litter https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/29/lobster-pepsi-logo-ocean-new-brunswick-canada?cmp=fb_gu 6 comments 30/11/2017 science

Two Buddhists fined £15,000 for releasing crustaceans into sea: Zhixiong Li and Ni Li caused ‘untold damage’ to environment by releasing non-native crabs and lobsters off Brighton. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/23/two-buddhists-fined-15000-releasing-non-native-crustaceans-sea-brighton 300 comments 24/9/2017 worldnews

20-pound live lobster found in luggage at Boston airport https://www.apnews.com/amp/53509b0260e344bb96f0722ed16dcdaa 7 comments 27/6/2017 nottheonion

Vegans ship lobster from Winnipeg to Halifax and freedom http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2016/05/25/winnipeg-ups-ships-lobster-east-to-freedom.html 3 comments 26/5/2016 nottheonion

Sweden asks EU to stop American lobster invasion http://bigstory.ap.org/article/902fa60b32fb4da3bd51c61e757fc556/sweden-asks-eu-stop-american-lobster-invasion 11 comments 25/3/2016 worldnews

Sweden appeals to EU for help in stopping American lobster invasion http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/sweden-appeals-to-eu-for-help-in-stopping-american-lobster-invasion-34552796.html 4 comments 18/3/2016 nottheonion

Lobsters - an alternative news site https://lobste.rs/ 7 comments 8/9/2014 coding

Police: Woman stuffed seven lobster tails in her pants http://www.nbc-2.com/story/25768898/police-woman-stuffed-seven-lobster-tails-in-her-pants 17 comments 13/6/2014 nottheonion

Darden Restaurants announced Friday that private equity firm Golden Gate Capital has agreed to buy seafood chain Red Lobster for $2.1 billion in cash. http://www.forbes.com/sites/samanthasharf/2014/05/16/red-lobster-caught-by-golden-gate-capital-for-2-1-billion/ 8 comments 16/5/2014 business

Simmons trades Skylar Diggins & 6 lobster tempuras to Jalen Rose for Elena Delle Donne https://twitter.com/billsimmons/status/433291618855047168 115 comments 11/2/2014 nba

A 2-tone lobster, orange and brown, shown in Maine | 1 in 50 million odds of occurring. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2-tone-lobster-orange-and-brown-shown-maine 6 comments 30/8/2013 science

All lobsters are mortal http://neurodojo.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/all-lobsters-are-mortal.html 8 comments 26/5/2013 science

Darden Restaurants (Red Lobster & Olive Garden) has begun testing a plan to hire more temp. workers and reduce worker hours (to reduce the impact of obamacare) http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/12/04/how-not-to-succeed-in-business-promise-to-dodge-obamacare-mandates/ 4 comments 5/12/2012 politics

Lobsters could possibly be immortal. That's it, Science, you win. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11382976 6 comments 17/11/2012 science

TIL: An Exchange Developer created a registry key named "Squeaky Lobster" after a wacky gift from a girl he had a crush on http://msexchangeteam.com/archive/2006/06/15/427966.aspx 9 comments 11/2/2011 programming

Lobster, it's the new bacon http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/us/02lobster.html 2 comments 2/9/2008 reddit.com

Half red Half Black Lobster (Pic) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060715/ap_on_fe_st/rare_lobster;_ylt=aoentv1xii1bzcnhbkq7sg2s0nue;_ylu=x3odmta3nw1omdrpbhnlywm3ntc- 11 comments 16/7/2006 reddit.com