- [Smith] Taylor Raddysh just got a, well, teaching moment. Jon Cooper stopped drill + got on rookie for not getting puck deep or chipping in, instead turnover led to rush the other way. “That’s 1-fucking-nothing.” https://twitter.com/joesmithtb/status/1446516692557905921?s=21 46 comments hockey
- Nash on Mean Gene: "He was so great. He had the driest humor. I loved him, man. Anytime he would say, 'Hey Nash, you want to come down after that and we’ll get a pop’, I would be like, 'Fuck yea.' I would belly up to the bar with him all the time.” https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/kevin-nash-larry-zbyszko-was-stoned-for-his-wwe-hall-of-fame-induction 27 comments squaredcircle
- [Petzold] Tarik Skubal: "I would like to give a shoutout to our fans this homestand. They were fucking phenomenal. Make sure you get that. It was a good environment. ... They were just there every game. The season hasn't gone the way we wanted it to, but they continue to show up." https://twitter.com/evanpetzold/status/1552400211946921986?s=21&t=eX5ysfg1Wy2VngqEN1TSZA 39 comments baseball
- [Trevor Plouffe] Opioids are so dumb. Like so fucking dumb. If you are using them recreationally, stop. If you are addicted, please tell someone and get help. If you suspect someone is using, confront them. I don’t know what else to say. I’m so sad and angry today. https://twitter.com/trevorplouffe/status/1494037367925075970?amp%3Bt=vQk-cExZLkoYeVVRJyPq2g&s=20 260 comments baseball
- [Highlight] Zack Greinke says fuck the DH and gets a hit in the World Series https://streamable.com/x4o2zg 154 comments baseball
- Chelsea Green: "Perception is reality on Twitter, so you have to be social careful. I feel you just have to give it that extra thought in 2021. ‘Will this ruin my whole fucking life?’ We are humans and so of course, when we see that one negative comment, that’s going to get to us." https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/10/chelsea-green-discusses-negativity-on-social-media-how-it-ruins-entire-careers/ 24 comments squaredcircle
- My friend just invested his whole life savings (~$70k) into this thing called NFP Federal and convinced his father into doing the same. They're trying to get me into it as well but it looks sketchy. Are they fucked? http://nfpfederal.com 567 comments cryptocurrency
- [Walden] Donovan Mitchell: "I'm never ever one to blame the refereeing, but this is getting out of hand. We continually get screwed. We won this game in my opinion. It's getting fucking ridiculous. I'm sick of it. It eats at me. It's really getting out of hand." https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/lxb2or/walden_donovan_mitchell_im_never_ever_one_to/ 506 comments nba
- To the newly-minted multimillionaires, fuck you. And, congratulations. Before you get so constipated from a diet of unending tendies that a gallon of Metamucil won't blast that shit out, get your wife's boyfriend to read this to you. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6dxtc/to_the_newlyminted_multimillionaires_fuck_you_and/ 4 comments wallstreetbets
- [Vardon] CJ McCollum strolled toward the locker room, shaking his head. “Oh my goodness. Fuck,” he said. Soon thereafter, the Blazers’ coaching staff followed, as did Damian Lillard who was hunched over, both hands on his knees, “Motherfuckers be double teaming me before I even get to halfcourt" https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/i9nkw2/vardon_cj_mccollum_strolled_toward_the_locker/ 432 comments nba
- After Jordan hits the game winner, reporter asks Doug Collins what he called on the play: "That was 'get the ball to Michael, everybody get the fuck out the way'" https://streamable.com/cqo0iz 83 comments nba
- Am I Getting Fucked Friday, January 4th, 2019, New Year Edition https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/aci7v5/am_i_getting_fucked_friday_january_4th_2019_new/ 44 comments sysadmin
- Am I Getting Fucked Friday, July 6th 2018 https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8wjqs6/am_i_getting_fucked_friday_july_6th_2018/ 43 comments sysadmin
- Trevor Richards gets shelled in the first inning and then promptly fucks the DH by hitting one up the middle with the bases loaded https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2018/07/03/2227683483/1530661692006/asset_2500k.mp4 9 comments baseball
- Am I Getting Fucked Friday, January 5th, 2018 https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/7ob7x0/am_i_getting_fucked_friday_january_5th_2018/ 115 comments sysadmin
- Embiid get fouled in win over Clippers: "He can't fucking guard me" https://streamable.com/p21er 16 comments nba
- Martellus Bennett On Getting Cut By The Packers: "They Tried To Fuck Me Over" https://deadspin.com/martellus-bennett-on-getting-cut-by-the-packers-they-1820345967 6 comments nfl
- Am I Getting Fucked Friday, November 10th, 2017 https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/7c13bh/am_i_getting_fucked_friday_november_10th_2017/ 112 comments sysadmin
- T-Systems Hungary fucks up on several occasions - both T-systems' and T-systems Hungary's facebook page gets downvoted to 1.1 and 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/6orl6l/tsystems_hungary_fucks_up_on_several_occasions/ 12 comments europe
- Hockey Ref: "WHAT THE FUCK! GET OUTTA HERE!" https://streamable.com/catf 3 comments sports
- How not to get fucked with options during earnings http://www.theoptionsguide.com/bear-call-spread.aspx 32 comments wallstreetbets
- "Look Republicans, I get that you're the party of limited government, but we are not talking about Obama-care here. It was two paragraphs about giving people aid in need...If you guys can't vote for this, then we are fucked for the next two years." -Jon Stewart http://www.hulu.com/watch/442761?playlist_id=1031 4 comments politics
- Michigan mounted police trample pro-union protester with horse: Protesters boo and try to shame the police while the man appears unable to get up. - “Get that fucking horse out of here!” http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/11/michigan-mounted-police-trample-pro-union-protester-with-horse/ 4 comments politics
- Condé Nast settles with patent troll; Fark fights, offers them a settlement of "you get jack shit and go fuck yourself", troll accepts settlement and rescinds NDA. Why did CN not fight? http://www.fark.com/comments/6464878/patent-infringement-lawsuit-against-fark-settled-for-zero-dollars-also-patent-trolls-suck-hairy-donkey-balls 9 comments reddit.com
- Twins catcher Joe Mauer placed on D.L. with "bilateral leg weakness." Translation: Twins and Joe are fucked. Get well Joe! http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/14/joe-mauer-placed-on-disabled-list-with-bilateral-soreness/ 8 comments baseball
- Huge fucking injustice. Read only if you're in the mood to get pissed. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/16/nyregion/16about.html?hp 4 comments reddit.com
- I feel like every fucking time I see what looks like a cool article on ESPN.com, I click it and I get this http://birdyedwards.imgur.com/reddit_pics#icqso 23 comments sports
- Congratulations on the new mods - that kind of experience with science will come handy! However long before getting into science debates can we all now agree that 'get fucked' and 'sack of shit' are not to be tolerated around here? http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/f2g0t/global_precipitation_levels_hit_new_high_in_2010/c1ct43t 8 comments science
- How did we get so fucking fat as a nation? http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/trends.html 12 comments politics
- Dear Reddit, for fucks sake, please vote in November. You think the republicans are being trolls now? Just wait till they get a majority. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/ 1954 comments politics
- [PDF] Get me off your fucking mailing list: a paper submitted by Stanford computer scientist David Mazieres to a CS publishing mill. http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf 3 comments reddit.com
- I don’t want to feel like a fucking inmate every time I get on a plane, constantly reminded that someone may be on the plane trying to kill me as I sit cold and blanketless with nothing to do but stare at the seat in front of me. http://www.nerdist.com/2009/12/one-nerds-note-to-the-tsa/ 116 comments business
- Woodstock peace and love: "... Pete Townshend transformed his guitar into a tennis racket and smashed him on the head with a swift backhand.... Now he shouted at Abbie, 'Get the fuck off my stage!' To the audience: 'The next person that walks across the stage is gonna get killed.' " http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/on-the-40th-anniversary-o_b_259461.html?view=print 5 comments reddit.com
- Jon Stewart to Limbaugh: Here's my E-ZPass, Get the fuck out http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoid=222774&title=rush-limbaugh-leaves-new-york 3 comments politics
- Citibank gets ready to fuck over stockholders, government; SEC and NYSE hand over the lube to do it. http://www.thestreet.com/story/10474606/1/todays-outrage-citigroup-stiffs-stockholders.html 15 comments business
- Flexible Spending Accounts, Use it or lose it? How much more fucked up can things possibly get in the United States? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/flexible_spending_account#use_it_or_lose_it 10 comments reddit.com
- Fucking shit : Boeing 747 gets hit by lightning! http://holy-web.blogspot.com/2008/12/boeing-747-gets-hit-by-lightning.html 2 comments science
- Getting the "Fuck You" Crowd to vote Democratic http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/12/12/115330/69 4 comments politics
- CNN to Ron Paul: Get the FUCK out now, you don't belong. http://politics.reddit.com/info/61ohl/comments/ 435 comments politics
- Can we get a fucking decent submission system on reddit? It's not that difficult to program one that isn't this fucking buggy: "you're submitting too fast, try again" http://reddit.com/info/1vyrh/comments 12 comments reddit.com