- [Nick Young]: "Jeremy Lin took most of the abuse & I saw him crying in the locker room. "That motherf***** is sleeping out here" Kobe said. "Motherf***** soft like Charmin out here. Goddamn, is this the type of s*** that go on when I'm not in practice? Goddamn now I see why we lost 24 games." https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iED_oz0dvL8 40 comments nba
- [Podcast P] Julius Randle details the Kobe, 'Soft as Charmin' practice https://youtu.be/KmqLg6If5YM 30 comments nba
- Charmin Tops List of Toilet Papers That Are Destroying Sensitive Forests https://gizmodo.com/toilet-paper-sustainable-nrdc-charmin-procter-gamble-1849535507 158 comments environment
- I asked the Wizards to stop playing soft like Charmin and to allow "no easy buckets" like the Suns. They delivered in a physical game with fouls and free throws for a win. Westbrook also told the media after G3: "You have to be tough. Win or go home. X and Os don't matter. You have to grind it out!" https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/npnb5i/i_asked_the_wizards_to_stop_playing_soft_like/ 55 comments nba
- Charmin's pooptime robot pal will bring a new toilet paper roll when you need it most https://www.cnet.com/news/charmins-pooptime-robot-pal-will-bring-fresh-toilet-roll-when-you-need-it-most/ 10 comments nottheonion
- Nick Young describes what went on during the Kobe "Soft like Charmin" Practice https://streamable.com/2vcgc 6 comments nba
- Charmin's new 'Forever Roll' is a massive roll of toilet paper targeted at millennial customers https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/07/charmin-introduces-massive-forever-roll-targeted-at-millennials.html 23 comments nottheonion
- Kobe going off in practice on teammates during his lost tape years: “You motherfuckers are soft like Charmin" https://streamable.com/42oko 61 comments nba
- [DeMarcus Cousins]Yo @blakegriffin23 you have no room to talk. Your skills need so much cleanup it’ll take more than @Charmin to wipe your soft act off the court #softlikeCharmin #charminpartner https://twitter.com/boogiecousins/status/1143260067396911105?s=21 19 comments nba
- Charmin created a toilet-paper roll for millennials that lasts up to 3 months https://www.mysanantonio.com/technology/businessinsider/article/charmin-created-a-toilet-paper-roll-for-13921525.php 6 comments nottheonion
- Charmin introduced giant toilet paper roll it says lasts a month https://www.wzzm13.com/article/money/charmin-introduced-giant-toilet-paper-roll-it-says-lasts-a-month/67-79cf1f17-c7cb-44d9-a613-14dc8534cd11 23 comments nottheonion
- Charmin now selling roll of toilet paper that can last up to a month https://whdh.com/news/charmin-now-selling-roll-of-toilet-paper-that-can-last-up-to-a-month/ 21 comments nottheonion
- Kobe Bryant - Soft Like Charmin https://youtu.be/wcK89DgXC50 42 comments nba
- Charmin offers ‘Mad Pooper’ a year’s supply of toilet paper if she turns herself in http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article174829061.html 10 comments nottheonion
- [Bresnahan] Kobe Is pissed. Says the team is "Soft like Charmin" https://twitter.com/mike_bresnahan/status/543129776320290817 319 comments nba
- Charmin Donates Toilet Paper to Buttzville Residents May 2014 http://photos.nj.com/warren-photos/2014/05/charmin_donates_toilet_paper_t_2.html 3 comments nottheonion
- "League is softer than Charmin Toilet Paper" Reggie Miller on David West ejection http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nba/pacers/2014/01/18/david-west-gets-ejected-from-pacers-game-after-skirmish-with-blake-griffin/4641185/ 6 comments nba
- Better Business Bureau: Charmin ads misleading, must add little flecks of cartoon toilet paper to the backsides of its bears in the future. http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=145379 3 comments reddit.com